Eric & Godric Made Me Explode
Someone tell me TIMEBOMB isn't like, THE MOST AWESOME TRUE BLOOD EPISODE OR WHAT!!! Holy crap when did the show get soooooo damn good like this? I'm so glad they got this good though coz it's something to keep me going in this oh-so-dry summer drought of TV!
How many episodes of True Blood left is there? Don't they run a little short? Like 12 or 13 episodes only? Which means there's only like..... 4 or 5 episodes left? NOOOOOOOO x( I don't even wanna think about it!
Only in minute one and True Blood has already given me Eric & Godric reunited. I *LOVE* them together! It kinda cracks me up how Godric addresses Eric as "my child", and here comes Eric, TOWERING above him. And I keep thinking that Godric is really SHORT but I thought at first it's probably like a Dean-Sam effect as Godric is also, mostly standing next to a towering Eric. But then I Googled the actor and saw that his height is only 5'6"? Apparently he really is a shorty! Then again I seem to have a pattern for shorties (see: Takki, Dean---well, Jensen isn't really short but he LOOKS short XD) Anyway, Eric & Godric is SO different from Bill & Lorena. I think they have a totally different kind of vampire maker-child relationship? I guess just like humans, vampires have different parenting styles too. And it's amazing how Eric remains SO LOYAL to his maker, but Godric truly is awesome though. Allan Hyde plays him well. Like you can feel his "ancientness" from the way he speaks.
I'm definitely an Eric-Sookie shipper now. Not that I like Sookie or anything, but I definitely pick Eric-Sookie over the blahtastic Bill-Sookie. The sarcastic/humorous dynamic between Eric & Sookie is SO entertaining, they're definitely an odd couple, like they're such an unlikely pair!
Poor Bill though. He can't really help it if he's a boring vampire, can he? Even Jessica complains that Bill is no fun and a huge spoilsport while Eric is all kinds of fun fun fun! I remember how funny it was back in Season 1 when Bill took Jessica to Eric coz he totally couldn't control her, and Eric could do so in just a few words. And then Eric took Jessica from Bill's hands, only to return her again saying she is "SO ANNOYING". Too funny.
Speaking of Jessica, POOR GIRL! I mean, not that being a virgin is bad, but having to go through that first time over and over again for the rest of your life ETERNITY? That just..... sucks. Anyway, someone should go tell Sam Winchester that there is actually such a thing as being rehymenated (remember Dean said it in Monster Movie?), that is, if you're a virgin vampire. I'm liking Charlaine Harris' vampires. Her vampire technicalities still made sense. Her vampires still burn in the sun, and her vampires can't be devirginized because they heal and regenerate. Totally made sense. Not like crazy Stephenie Meyer and her impregnating vampires! I was telling kirusai about what went down in Breaking Dawn last week and she was all like, VAMPIRES HAVE SPERM? AREN'T THEY LIKE... DEAD? I seriously have a problem with Breaking Dawn mostly because of that creepy baby Renesmee (and that is a hella weird name that sounds SO unnatural too just to accomodate the two women's name). I love Twilight but I always pretend the 4th book DOESN'T EXIST. Seriously.
Then there's the huge big WTF that's Tara & Eggs!
WHY THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL SO STOOPID?
Seriously man! That is one hella disgusting looking souffle and the minute Tara cuts into it and all the BLOOD oozes out like that? Any normal person would've flinched at the color and would be all like, WTH is this shit in the souffle that looks a hell lot like blood and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE? But NO, they ate it anyway and then they got so drunk on gore they started beating each other that ends up in boinking? That's like the biggest WTF. Ever.
I actually bought the Charlaine Harris books volumes 1 to 3, and supposedly Season 2 is all in Book 2 so now I'm thinking about just skipping Book 1 entirely because I'm reading it and so far it's almost exactly like Season 1, and it's a little boring for me. redevilica told me that the whole Maryann plot kinda pisses her off because in the books there's VERY LITTLE mentioned about "the god" that Maryann is supposed to be. The character Maryann itself isn't even in the books at all. She said that there IS a little something written about what happened between the so-called god/deity and Sam, but more of what the god is doing are actually for the purpose of sending "a message" to Eric! So I'm interested how it's all gonna play out into linking up towards the vampires because so far everything Maryann is doing only seems to be targetted towards Sam and Sam alone!
The Dallas vampires are funny! Especially Stan with all his cowboy gear and hotheadedness. I swear when he barged into that church, I LAUGHED. Who would've thought I would actually see a cowboy vampire? And it cracks me up when he was about to sink in his teeth, suddenly Godric appeared, and the minute Stan heard Godric's voice, his face looked so disappointed like, crap, there goes my dinner. And how awesome is that HOUSE they have huh? Is that like, Godric's house or what? Totally beats that ancient dump Bill lives in XD The Dallas vampires are so posh and stylish and they sure know how to throw a partay.
Sookie annoyed me like hell too when she was provoking Lorena but I'm kinda glad she is as annoying as she is because Lorena totally deserved it! It's so FANTABULOUS how Godric totally put Lorena in her place, telling her how she hasn't evolved even though she's such an old vampire, how vampires like her give the entire race a bad name. SERVES YOU RIGHT, BIIIIITCH. Seriously, I hate hate hate HATE Lorena with a passion. Her accent annoys me, her face fucking annoys me, everything about her annoys the hell out of me. She is pathetic for being adamant in forcing Bill to love her. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT! Please wake up and smell the garlic! Leave the man vampire be and go on with your eternal life! Have some dignity dammit, you're a freakin' vampire!
And how about that episode ending huh? I was like HOLY SHIT! Cliffhanger! I totally didn't see it coming, I thought Luke walked in and he's actually gonna beg someone to turn him into a vampire or something, or he's gonna surrender himself as vampire supper or something. I did not see the whole suicide bomber thing coming!!!! Did the bomb go off? OMG, like everyone is in the room EXCEPT FOR BILL & LORENA! How craptastic is it that the two most pathetic and boring vampires is probably gonna be the ones who come to the rescue of the entire Dallas coven? And please don't tell me this is gonna be Lorena's ticket back to the good graces of Godric or something? Argh! She needs to go burn into ashes in the sun, seriously I hate the bitch!!!
But I dunno, maybe it's another one of those OMGs that turned out to be nothing! Like last week when Sarah Neulin shot Jason, I was like OH SHIT OMGWTF!? And turns out she only shot him with a paintball gun? Deflates. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad Jason wasn't hurt in anyway, but I just kinda feel a little.... duped. You know?
I NEED EPISODE 9 ALREADY! Seriously, True Blood has totally become THE series of the season for me. Every Monday afternoon I usually go and download Entourage first, then True Blood. But this week I was like, oh screw Entourage! I gotta have me some True Blood.
Oh how the tables have turned.
How many episodes of True Blood left is there? Don't they run a little short? Like 12 or 13 episodes only? Which means there's only like..... 4 or 5 episodes left? NOOOOOOOO x( I don't even wanna think about it!
Only in minute one and True Blood has already given me Eric & Godric reunited. I *LOVE* them together! It kinda cracks me up how Godric addresses Eric as "my child", and here comes Eric, TOWERING above him. And I keep thinking that Godric is really SHORT but I thought at first it's probably like a Dean-Sam effect as Godric is also, mostly standing next to a towering Eric. But then I Googled the actor and saw that his height is only 5'6"? Apparently he really is a shorty! Then again I seem to have a pattern for shorties (see: Takki, Dean---well, Jensen isn't really short but he LOOKS short XD) Anyway, Eric & Godric is SO different from Bill & Lorena. I think they have a totally different kind of vampire maker-child relationship? I guess just like humans, vampires have different parenting styles too. And it's amazing how Eric remains SO LOYAL to his maker, but Godric truly is awesome though. Allan Hyde plays him well. Like you can feel his "ancientness" from the way he speaks.
I'm definitely an Eric-Sookie shipper now. Not that I like Sookie or anything, but I definitely pick Eric-Sookie over the blahtastic Bill-Sookie. The sarcastic/humorous dynamic between Eric & Sookie is SO entertaining, they're definitely an odd couple, like they're such an unlikely pair!
Poor Bill though. He can't really help it if he's a boring vampire, can he? Even Jessica complains that Bill is no fun and a huge spoilsport while Eric is all kinds of fun fun fun! I remember how funny it was back in Season 1 when Bill took Jessica to Eric coz he totally couldn't control her, and Eric could do so in just a few words. And then Eric took Jessica from Bill's hands, only to return her again saying she is "SO ANNOYING". Too funny.
Speaking of Jessica, POOR GIRL! I mean, not that being a virgin is bad, but having to go through that first time over and over again for the rest of your life ETERNITY? That just..... sucks. Anyway, someone should go tell Sam Winchester that there is actually such a thing as being rehymenated (remember Dean said it in Monster Movie?), that is, if you're a virgin vampire. I'm liking Charlaine Harris' vampires. Her vampire technicalities still made sense. Her vampires still burn in the sun, and her vampires can't be devirginized because they heal and regenerate. Totally made sense. Not like crazy Stephenie Meyer and her impregnating vampires! I was telling kirusai about what went down in Breaking Dawn last week and she was all like, VAMPIRES HAVE SPERM? AREN'T THEY LIKE... DEAD? I seriously have a problem with Breaking Dawn mostly because of that creepy baby Renesmee (and that is a hella weird name that sounds SO unnatural too just to accomodate the two women's name). I love Twilight but I always pretend the 4th book DOESN'T EXIST. Seriously.
Then there's the huge big WTF that's Tara & Eggs!
WHY THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL SO STOOPID?
Seriously man! That is one hella disgusting looking souffle and the minute Tara cuts into it and all the BLOOD oozes out like that? Any normal person would've flinched at the color and would be all like, WTH is this shit in the souffle that looks a hell lot like blood and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE? But NO, they ate it anyway and then they got so drunk on gore they started beating each other that ends up in boinking? That's like the biggest WTF. Ever.
I actually bought the Charlaine Harris books volumes 1 to 3, and supposedly Season 2 is all in Book 2 so now I'm thinking about just skipping Book 1 entirely because I'm reading it and so far it's almost exactly like Season 1, and it's a little boring for me. redevilica told me that the whole Maryann plot kinda pisses her off because in the books there's VERY LITTLE mentioned about "the god" that Maryann is supposed to be. The character Maryann itself isn't even in the books at all. She said that there IS a little something written about what happened between the so-called god/deity and Sam, but more of what the god is doing are actually for the purpose of sending "a message" to Eric! So I'm interested how it's all gonna play out into linking up towards the vampires because so far everything Maryann is doing only seems to be targetted towards Sam and Sam alone!
The Dallas vampires are funny! Especially Stan with all his cowboy gear and hotheadedness. I swear when he barged into that church, I LAUGHED. Who would've thought I would actually see a cowboy vampire? And it cracks me up when he was about to sink in his teeth, suddenly Godric appeared, and the minute Stan heard Godric's voice, his face looked so disappointed like, crap, there goes my dinner. And how awesome is that HOUSE they have huh? Is that like, Godric's house or what? Totally beats that ancient dump Bill lives in XD The Dallas vampires are so posh and stylish and they sure know how to throw a partay.
Sookie annoyed me like hell too when she was provoking Lorena but I'm kinda glad she is as annoying as she is because Lorena totally deserved it! It's so FANTABULOUS how Godric totally put Lorena in her place, telling her how she hasn't evolved even though she's such an old vampire, how vampires like her give the entire race a bad name. SERVES YOU RIGHT, BIIIIITCH. Seriously, I hate hate hate HATE Lorena with a passion. Her accent annoys me, her face fucking annoys me, everything about her annoys the hell out of me. She is pathetic for being adamant in forcing Bill to love her. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT! Please wake up and smell the garlic! Leave the man vampire be and go on with your eternal life! Have some dignity dammit, you're a freakin' vampire!
And how about that episode ending huh? I was like HOLY SHIT! Cliffhanger! I totally didn't see it coming, I thought Luke walked in and he's actually gonna beg someone to turn him into a vampire or something, or he's gonna surrender himself as vampire supper or something. I did not see the whole suicide bomber thing coming!!!! Did the bomb go off? OMG, like everyone is in the room EXCEPT FOR BILL & LORENA! How craptastic is it that the two most pathetic and boring vampires is probably gonna be the ones who come to the rescue of the entire Dallas coven? And please don't tell me this is gonna be Lorena's ticket back to the good graces of Godric or something? Argh! She needs to go burn into ashes in the sun, seriously I hate the bitch!!!
But I dunno, maybe it's another one of those OMGs that turned out to be nothing! Like last week when Sarah Neulin shot Jason, I was like OH SHIT OMGWTF!? And turns out she only shot him with a paintball gun? Deflates. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad Jason wasn't hurt in anyway, but I just kinda feel a little.... duped. You know?
I NEED EPISODE 9 ALREADY! Seriously, True Blood has totally become THE series of the season for me. Every Monday afternoon I usually go and download Entourage first, then True Blood. But this week I was like, oh screw Entourage! I gotta have me some True Blood.
Oh how the tables have turned.