2010-2011 Professor quotes
Excellet professor quotes for 2010-2011 school year. First term behind the cut.
Classes are: Fantasy, Shakespeare & the Drama of his Age, Latin, Contemporary Atlantic Canadian Women Poets
When I was a little girl we used to always have to document delivery...by dinosaurs."
- Kathymac
"Plato sort of has that effect."
- Malcolmson
"Some people are so dumb, they don't know they're dumb."
- Malcolmson
"I'm actually a pretty nice guy."
- Malcolmson
"[Elizabeth I] was sort of an equal oppurtunity stake burner."
- Cornell
"A crown is a good clue you're a king."
- Cornell
"He'd give them lots of presents, like Ireland."
- Cornell
"He's gotta settle all these wars to go have a better war."
- Cornell
"He kind of likes rebellious guys."
- Cornell
"You fall back on your newly discovered powers of the Latin infinitive."
- Kerr
"You just don't turn up on the day of the civil war."
- Cornell
"There are kings and then there are kings."
- Cornell
"Some plants are more noble than others. A strawberry is more noble than straw."
- Cornell
"He's been handed his balls."
- Cornell
"It's not like he powered up to the next level, got a new weapon and skills."
- Cornell
"We're much better at hockey players for heroes."
- Cornell
"Shakespeare gives you wrinkles."
- Cornell
"Why would beating up a bishop be a bad idea?"
- Cornell
"There's a lobster in my sewing machine!"
- Titus
"Bear: 1, Poet: 0"
- Kathymac
"Oaks are the king of trees."
- Cornell
"You've heard of Thomas Aquinas, right? Guy the university is named for?"
- Cornell
"Well, sorry pirates, I'm going home for Thanksgiving."
- Cornell
"That sounded too much like a Spanish dance for the Romans."
- Kerr
"To go through multiple sitting of Scary Movie? I think I'd kill myself."
- Cornell
"Fox is entertaining for a whole other reason."
- Cornell
"There's a least a million penis jokes."
- Cornell
"If nobody died, it was a comedy."
- Cornell
"If it looks a little like a penis it probably is: snakes, eels, shovels..."
- Cornell
"Followed the rainbow to the leperchaun who gave you a pot of queer theory."
- Kathymac
"I still want your brains."
- Kathymac
"It's a nice room, likely to be locked."
- Cornell
"That's when the gods drop an anvil on your head."
- Cornell
"I'm not actually sucking your brains; I'm turning you into poetry junkies."
- Kathymac
"Isn't the vulture just sweet in its own vulture-y way?"
- Cornell
"You don't ever have to do what your dwarf feels like doing."
- Cornell
"They're like the skankiest of all these guys."
- Cornell
"They can't all be happy hermaphrodite plays."
- Cornell
"Her eyes are accesories they're so big."
- Cornell
"Who doesn't love killer robots?"
- Cornell
"Hey, Greek cities, surrender!"
- Kerr
"The whale's probably a plot, probably one of those Catholic whales sent from Spain."
- Cornell
"Write a good paper and I won't eat your soul."
- Kathymac
"Wheelock's a million years old. Well, he's 65, which is old."
- Kerr
"Don't run me down, man."
- Kerr
"Dwarves are like human signposts."
- Cornell
"Ben Jonson had groupies, mostly young male playwrights."
- Cornell
"He's a pretty lame rival lover."
- Cornell
"Everytime you suspect a veneral disease joke, it is."
- Cornell
"You think it would be super depressing, worse than feeding pigeons."
- Cornell
"I Googled it because someone must've said something intelligent about it somewhere."
- Cornell
"This is because I'm a Trekkie."
- Cornell
Classes are: Fantasy, Shakespeare & the Drama of his Age, Latin, Contemporary Atlantic Canadian Women Poets
When I was a little girl we used to always have to document delivery...by dinosaurs."
- Kathymac
"Plato sort of has that effect."
- Malcolmson
"Some people are so dumb, they don't know they're dumb."
- Malcolmson
"I'm actually a pretty nice guy."
- Malcolmson
"[Elizabeth I] was sort of an equal oppurtunity stake burner."
- Cornell
"A crown is a good clue you're a king."
- Cornell
"He'd give them lots of presents, like Ireland."
- Cornell
"He's gotta settle all these wars to go have a better war."
- Cornell
"He kind of likes rebellious guys."
- Cornell
"You fall back on your newly discovered powers of the Latin infinitive."
- Kerr
"You just don't turn up on the day of the civil war."
- Cornell
"There are kings and then there are kings."
- Cornell
"Some plants are more noble than others. A strawberry is more noble than straw."
- Cornell
"He's been handed his balls."
- Cornell
"It's not like he powered up to the next level, got a new weapon and skills."
- Cornell
"We're much better at hockey players for heroes."
- Cornell
"Shakespeare gives you wrinkles."
- Cornell
"Why would beating up a bishop be a bad idea?"
- Cornell
"There's a lobster in my sewing machine!"
- Titus
"Bear: 1, Poet: 0"
- Kathymac
"Oaks are the king of trees."
- Cornell
"You've heard of Thomas Aquinas, right? Guy the university is named for?"
- Cornell
"Well, sorry pirates, I'm going home for Thanksgiving."
- Cornell
"That sounded too much like a Spanish dance for the Romans."
- Kerr
"To go through multiple sitting of Scary Movie? I think I'd kill myself."
- Cornell
"Fox is entertaining for a whole other reason."
- Cornell
"There's a least a million penis jokes."
- Cornell
"If nobody died, it was a comedy."
- Cornell
"If it looks a little like a penis it probably is: snakes, eels, shovels..."
- Cornell
"Followed the rainbow to the leperchaun who gave you a pot of queer theory."
- Kathymac
"I still want your brains."
- Kathymac
"It's a nice room, likely to be locked."
- Cornell
"That's when the gods drop an anvil on your head."
- Cornell
"I'm not actually sucking your brains; I'm turning you into poetry junkies."
- Kathymac
"Isn't the vulture just sweet in its own vulture-y way?"
- Cornell
"You don't ever have to do what your dwarf feels like doing."
- Cornell
"They're like the skankiest of all these guys."
- Cornell
"They can't all be happy hermaphrodite plays."
- Cornell
"Her eyes are accesories they're so big."
- Cornell
"Who doesn't love killer robots?"
- Cornell
"Hey, Greek cities, surrender!"
- Kerr
"The whale's probably a plot, probably one of those Catholic whales sent from Spain."
- Cornell
"Write a good paper and I won't eat your soul."
- Kathymac
"Wheelock's a million years old. Well, he's 65, which is old."
- Kerr
"Don't run me down, man."
- Kerr
"Dwarves are like human signposts."
- Cornell
"Ben Jonson had groupies, mostly young male playwrights."
- Cornell
"He's a pretty lame rival lover."
- Cornell
"Everytime you suspect a veneral disease joke, it is."
- Cornell
"You think it would be super depressing, worse than feeding pigeons."
- Cornell
"I Googled it because someone must've said something intelligent about it somewhere."
- Cornell
"This is because I'm a Trekkie."
- Cornell