Say It Right
Title: Say It Right
Authors: narya86 & tetila
Pairing: Daniel Agger/Fernando Torres
Rating: R
Disclaimer: That's what you hear when you stalk two imaginary characters and copy down what they say...
Summary: “Begging for it? Excuse me?! You fucker!”
A/N: Yes, we're still alive... at least we're twitching. (Unlike the fandom it seems, most of the time.) So, this is dialogue only and happened because tetila and I chatted over our phones.
Say It Right
“Wow, umm… what’s going on here? Where are all those kids coming from?”
“An invasion also known as end of school.”
“Fuck, is it the last day before holidays already? Is that why they’re all here so early?”
“I guess… stop fidgeting, Fernando, they’re only kids.”
“I just hate trains when they’re so full and I have to stand in some corner.”
“I’m sure I could find something to distract you…”
“I’m sure you could… What are you doing, I feel crowded enough as it is without you adding to it.”
“I’m distracting you… fuck, did I ever tell you that I love how you smell… sweet and spicy and… like a hot summer day… sexy.”
“Summer day? Really, Dan? And… you make me sound like I’m afraid of a bunch of school kids.”
“Yes, a summer day… a hot Spanish summer day. A day we could spend in bed, the sheets sticking to our skin while I run my tongue down your spine… tasting you.”
“Umm… Dan…”
“… Hmm? … lean back a bit.”
“No, Dan, wait, what… Dan!”
“Hush… you need to turn a bit… no… yes, like that.”
“Why am I even… stop!! Seriously!”
“Relax… no one will see.”
“We’re surrounded by a bunch of kids!!”
“You just have to be quiet… fuck, your skin is really hot.”
“Dan! Kids!!!”
“Well you just have to be really quiet then, Fernando.”
“But someone’s going to see and… I… gnn…”
“Fernando, you don’t really want me to stop, do you? I’ll stop if you want me to…”
“That’s not fair…”
“Was that a ‘please stop’? Because I know you love that little twist I can do with my fingers…”
“Wait, wait, no… I… I’ll… how am I supposed to walk out of here with stained trousers??”
“Baby, we’re five minutes from home.”
“Why can’t you wait then, huh?!”
“Because the way you bite your lips to keep quiet drives me crazy, and I love that I get to be the one who’s making you come undone. You’re my weakness, Fernando.”
“Fuck fuck oh God we’re so screwed…”
“No, you just have to be quiet when I do… this…”
“Agh… gnn… oh… oh fuck you…”
“Sshh… come for me, Fernando.”
“… oh…… Danny…”
“That’s it, Nando… shit…”
“I… hate you… oh…”
“… no you don’t… and I don’t even have a jacket with me…”
“Serves you right.”
“Shut up, you know you wanted it.”
“Now you’re just presuming.”
“Nuhu, I didn’t hear a ‘please stop’.”
“You could have been the sensible one for a change.”
“Now, where’s the fun in that? Besides, then I wouldn’t see that nice little blush you have around your nose right now.”
“You’re unbelievable. Our stop. You’re going to walk in front of me so I can hide behind you.”
***
“Dan, can you pass me the sun lotion? … Why are you looking like that?”
“Here… you just had to choose those swimming trunks, right?”
“… what? They’re the newest pair I have. What’s up with them?”
“… nothing…”
“Umm. Are you okay?”
“It’s… they’re just a bit… tight? … wow, the sun is really hot, huh?”
“Scorching. But you always liked them, Danny.”
“Maybe we could get some ice cream?”
“You’re deviating from your own topic. I love ice cream. My shorts aren’t tight…?”
“… they are tight… and short… and will you stop flaunting your ass while you search for the water?”
“… what?!?”
“… I mean, you know… when you bend over like that… and your shorts are… I mean… forget it…”
“… what is up with you, Dan? Are you jealous of beach passer-bys?”
“… no!? … it’s just those shorts… they make your ass look spectacular… I mean even more spectacular… and… you know?”
“I think I do. I like the shorts. They fit, they’re comfortable, they’re red… they make you want to jump me. I like them.”
“They also make other people want to jump you.”
“Really? Huh… But so what? I don’t care if other people want to jump me. I only care if you want to jump me.”
“I always want to jump you… and it’s my ass… I didn’t like how that guy looked at you…”
“Did you just proclaim my ass as yours?”
“I did. And I might have to put a tattoo on it just so everyone will know… not that anyone ever gets to see it!”
“You will not… That’s pointless, you just said yourself that no one gets to see it anyway.”
“But I will know that it’s there… that I got underneath your skin.”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Danny, if you hadn’t gotten under my skin long ago I wouldn’t even be with you. Stop caring about everyone else. Or be proud that you have such a hot boyfriend who apparently is getting goggled all the time but who doesn’t even see anyone but you.”
“You don’t? … even with my flat ass?”
“What? Oh Dan… your ass is perfectly fine. And yes, I only have eyes for you. So let everyone else look, okay?”
“Okay… and thanks… I guess they can look, only I know how it looks best anyway.”
“Best? Are we in a sexy-kinky kind of context now?”
“Maybe… you know… you on your knees with my co- hey, that hurt!”
“Uhu… don’t, not out here in the open. That could get me in trouble.”
“I didn’t do anything! I was just… describing.”
“Which could lead to wanting to do what you’re describing.”
“… oh…”
“See? So. Oh, look, that guy definitely just stared at my ass.”
“What?!! Okay, that’s it, we’re going and I’ll make your ass mine.”
“Okay that was not my intention when… hey!!”
“Come on… leave the blanket!”
“Dan, don’t be ridiculous!”
“Okay, fine, get the blanket…”
“You’re impossible… I’m in love with an occasional nutcase… Seriously, Dan, I can walk without you dragging me along.”
“Right, sorry… I’m crazy and impossible… sorry… umm do you want to go back?”
“Umm. No. I think I really want to have sex with you.”
“Because I didn’t wan- oh.”
“What, you think you acting all territorial on me doesn’t turn me on?”
“Errr… no, that’s… new. So you wouldn’t say no to me bending you over the table in our room?”
“Oh, absolutely not. BUT you need to promise me that not all our trips to the beach will end like that. I want to swim in that ocean eventually, you know?”
“I guess you can do that, but the shorts might just happen to disappear accidentally tomorrow.”
“Dan, no, they’re my favourite pair! You won’t, or I won’t let you bend me over that table."
“I think you gave that woman passing us quite a scare.”
“She’ll rationalise it away if she understands any English at all. Promise me I get to keep my shorts.”
“Okay, I guess… it’s not like I don’t like how your ass looks in them after all… and you’re sure you don’t want a tattoo?”
“Yes, Dan, I’m sure. If it helps you, take a pen and scribble your name on it when we get back.”
“Fine.”
“… no, come here, I want to kiss you. Don’t pout.”
“I’m not pouting.”
“Of course not. You have the keys, right?”
“Yeah… here you go. And I’m not.”
“Thanks. So… are you going to keep your promise or what?”
“Yes, I won’t touch your shorts.”
“… that’s not what I meant.”
“… isn’t it? … then what did you mean, Fernando?”
“…… I’m giving you ten seconds before I’m off to the beach again.”
“Oh no you don’t… fuck, you just had to tie those shorts up… fuck, what is this… a double knot?”
“… Six… Five… Four…”
“Shut up… oops, now you might have to buy a new pair after all… fuck, if you could see yourself… so beautiful…”
“Thank you… I might let it slip that you just ripped off the laces of my shorts… oh, fuck…”
“You feel that? … this is what you do to me…”
“Fuck, Dan, go get the lube… now, for fuck’s sake…”
“… bossy… fuck, just stay where you are.”
“Not going anywhere… I think I like the table. Perfect height.”
“Fuck, you little tease… where is that damn… ah, there it is.”
“If I had been true to my own countdown, I should have already been lying on that beach again…”
“Oh shut up, like you would want to miss out on this… now, baby, spread those legs for me.”
“You’re right, that’s why I’m still here. … Like this?”
“Good god, looking like that shouldn’t be allowed… and fuck, you’re so fucking tight… always so tight…”
“Fu-u-ck… Yeah, just… like you’re hard for me… I’ve always done everything I can to get you addicted to me…”
“Yeah… you just know which buttons to push, don’t you? … do you like it? Do you like my fingers pushing into you… god, do you like them stretching you? Preparing you… for me?”
“You know you don’t… really need to… fuck yes! …”
“And this is the reason why I need to… now hold on tight, baby.”
“… aaahhgh… Dan…”
“… fuck, I’ll never get… ah… tired of being inside you.”
“Please don’t… so I got it right? … addicted?”
“… mhngh… only for you, baby, only for you.”
“Dan… fuckfuckfuck, oh… moreharderplease…”
“… come on… just… move with me…”
“I... hgnnnDan, Dan… wait, just a little… oh, oh God…”
“… oh yes… do that again… oh god ungh… I was right… god…”
“… right? … what? … ah…”
“Mhmm… your ass… looks so good like this… so fucking go…ood…”
“You’re talking too mu- ah, aaahgh, Dan, fuck… hgnn…”
“… ohumpff… yeah… fuck yeah, clench down like th… we… we should keep…”
“… what?! …”
“Keep the fucking shorts… wait… can you place your knee onto the chair?”
“Oh God Dan I’m this close, just fucking finish me off!!”
“… bitch… think I can make you come without me touching you?”
“Oh yes… ‘course… hgnnngn yeslikethatyesyes… aaaghh……”
“… that’s it, ohfuckungh… come for me… fuckfuckIloveyou…”
“…… oh …… Dan……”
“… hmmhm…”
“… fucking hell… y’know what?”
“Hmm?”
“From now on I’m gonna wear these shorts as fucking often as I possibly can…”
***
“This is stupid. Why are people in horror movies always so stupid?”
“Because it’s a movie, Fernando. They’re supposed to be stupid so that the guy with the axe can hack them into pieces.”
“But there isn’t any guy with an axe. There’s some creepy… bodiless… something.”
“Yeah, and it always goes for the pretty boys, did you notice?”
“Bullshit. What’s a pretty boy for you, huh? The one with the black hair? Really?”
“I think freckles and a nice ass qualify… oh look, there goes another one… pity, his ass was pretty nice too. Now he looks like a dried plum.”
“Dan! Oh my God!”
“It’s okay, you’ll be safe as long as you stay away from mirrors or windows or glass in general…”
“Yeah. Great. Ugh, Dan, really… Why did I even say yes to this?”
“Sick curiosity? Aah, don’t pout! We can switch it off if you want?”
“It’s almost over, right?”
“Yeah. I think the blond girl will survive.”
“Probab-… fuck! I hate it when they do this.”
“Old trick, I don’t know why you were surprised… oh okay, that was nasty.”
“… I hate that movie. I’m gonna go to the bathroom.”
“Look out for the mirrors! If you see something move, you better run fast.”
“Ha ha, Dan. Seriously.”
“Love you too, honey!”
“Sure, that’s why he always gets me to watch those god awful movies with him… Stupid…”
“Uaahhh! You shouldn’t have looked into that mirror, now I have to kill… hey, ouch… Fernando, come on, that was only a joke…”
“YOU ASSHOLE!! Fuck you, Dan, fuck you! Urgh!!”
“Oh come on, Fernando, you were practically begging for it… hey… wait… ouch… no need to be so violent!”
“Begging for it? Excuse me?! You fucker!”
“I’m sorry, baby, but you made it sooo easy for me… oh don’t be like that… come here.”
“No! I’m serious, you’re sleeping on the couch tonight. You know I get freaked out by this kind of stuff!”
“Okay, okay, I’m really sorry, but… are you really sure you want to be all alone in the bedroom tonight?”
“… fine! Is that fucking movie over now or what?”
“Yes, yes, the blond one survived, as I said. Please don’t be mad at me anymore?”
“But I am mad at you. Give me that… no, the toothpaste, genius.”
“Naaaando, I’m sorry, please… oh come on, now I’m not even allowed to touch you anymore?”
“You jumped out at me in the dark from behind a door after talking me into watching a stupid psycho horror movie with you!!”
“… I didn’t mean it?”
“Of course you meant it.”
“It was a joke… Nando, please… hey wait, where are you going?”
“To bed. Duh.”
“Wait! … so am I allowed to join you?”
“Only if you don’t pull off any more stunts like that.”
“I promise… oh okay, I’m still not allowed to touch you?”
“Your side of the bed.”
“I’ll get the light then.”
“Ok. Night.”
“… night.”
“…”
“I’m sorry.”
“Should be…”
“I am… it was stupid.”
“Really stupid. I could have had a heart attack and died.”
“… you’re 27, Fernando.”
“So? Even people at 27 get heart conditions.”
“Okay. I’ll keep an eye on your heart then.”
“You’d better. Fuck. Now get over here and hug me, I won’t be able to sleep otherwise.”
“Thank God, I thought you’d never ask… And Fernando?”
“Hm? No, wait, I want to turn… okay.”
“Your heart? I carry it with me, I carry it in my heart.”
“…… you mean like a turducken? Only with two hearts?”
“… way to ruin the moment.”
~ The End ~