In Which I Find Anohter Non-Optional Carreer Path

[narrativeliving]

Thanks so much, Chris. Thanks to you, Amanda and I accedentally wrote a Christian Kid's song.
It goes like this: 
THE WONDERFUL SONG OF JESUS:
BY
A JEW AND A PAGAN.Let's talk about the Biiiiiibleeeee
Let's talk about God!
Let's talk about the do's and don'ts of being a Christian
The difference of right and wrong.

Let's talk about Jeeeeeesuuuuussss
And how he died for our sins
Let's talk about his mother
Who was a virgin
(Spoken: Which you should be to!)

Let's talk about praaaaayiiiiing
Let's talk about your soul
Let's talk about heeeavveeeeen
It's where we all want to go

So get all your friends
And spread the good word
Tell them about Jeeeesuuusss
Or he'll think your a turd
(Spoken: And then you'll go to hell!)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

This is the best song ever written. We should win awards for this shit, I'm serious. This will probably be editted to add more verses later.