Some things on this dark, rainy night in June.

The Disclaimer is That I'm Insane, and Also Bored

First, a beautiful man (you're welcome):


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So, what happens when I work at night is that I'm awake with Hal from about 9:00 AM until 2:00 PM, but then I have to go to work until 11:00 PM. Gradually, this has been affecting Hal's sleeping patterns. He sleeps while I'm at work and then when I get home he just wants to play. So when I'm freaking tired and ready to go to sleep, he is pouncing ( Read more... )

1. I think I have at least three other posts on this blog entitled "three things."
2. On February 26, every Starbucks everywhere is going to close. But don't worry, it's only for a few hours.
3. This morning I received a text message from my dear friend Kate, saying, "Happy statehood day!" At 6:40 AM. 6:40 AM. And then when I actually woke up I ( Read more... )

It's cold outside, and this is my dilemma:

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What I Have to Do Today:

• Finish The Great Gatsby (30 pages to go!)
• Write a rough draft of an essay
• Go to two classes
• Work for three hours at the Writing Center
• Work for six and a half hours at B&N

Borat: Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Borat: A-why not?
Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Borat: WHAT...? You joke?
Driving Instructor: It must be consensual. How 'bout that?
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Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows?
And what's on the other side?
Rainbow's are visions,
They're only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some chose to believe it,
But I know they're wrong wait and see.

Someday we'll find it,
The Rainbow Connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

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Things That Have Occupied My Time This Summer:

1. Waking up at 10:00 AM, puffy eyed and bleary and slightly dehydrated, then moving to the couch to either a)talk to the roommates before they go to work, b) watch Battlestar Galactica with Emily, or c) make myself breakfast while I prepare for an entire day of TV on DVD (Gilmore Girls, Alias, Lost or ( Read more... )

1. Heather Anne quit blogging. As a result, I have lost all will to live.

2. I went to a wedding of someone I've known since the 7th grade and it was extremely awkward.

3. When I get home from work all I want to do is watch Alias or Battlestar Galactica or Felicity.

4. My best friend since the 8th grade, a girl whom I lived with in the dorms for two ( Read more... )

More on this tomorrow....with pictures. But right now I needs me some Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, some chocolate covered donuts, and some sleep.

ME WANT GO HOME NOW AND SLEEP, WATCH BUFFY, FELICITY OR SLEEP, READ FROM GINORMOUS BOOK. ME NO WANT  BE HERE NO MORE. ME TIRED, HUNGRY...VERRRRRY CRANKY. ME WANT KILL ALL PEOPLE IN DORM ESPECIALLY ANNOYING GIRL WITH SCAR WHO ASK ME BOUT FRAT PARTIES AND HOUSEWIFE WHO COME BOTHER ME BECAUSE SHE THINK THIS PIMA COLLEGE. ME HATE US POSTAL SERVICE.

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