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I think this is enough for tonight... MOAR TOMORROW
Axel: This. Is. Murderiffic.
Riku: What is?
Axel: Read.
Chapter 3
The nobodies all portaled to The Castle That Never Was and Vexen was the one who brought Kimari along.
Vexen: For which I shall burn in enternal hell, listening to Axel sing songs from Mary Poppins.
At that time, Xemnas and the rest of the nobodies were having a meeting and Xemnas looked displeased at the arrival of Castle Oblivion's Nobodies.
Axel: Capitalized and not capitalized in the same sentence? CONSISTANTCY IS NICE.
Xemnas glared down at the platform the Castle Oblivion group appeared on, "Why the intrusion?"
"...Xemnas. We have something to report." Vexen told him, "This girl knows the fate of us.
Vexen: I do not talk like that.
We got Naminé to read her memories, and Naminé says that this girl is telling the truth, and really does know our fate..."
Axel: And yet we only hear Naminé speak once, for all that she is so great and powerful...
Xemnas blinked, "Seriously?"
Vexen: XEMNAS IS NOT XIGBAR AND DOES NOT TALK IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, LIKE XIGBAR. THAT IS A FAILED GENETIC EXPERIMENT, KILL IT DEAD.
Vexen nodded, "Yes. Apparently she knows very much about us, even about a future XIV."
Axel: Named Xion.
Riku: Would you shut up about that?
"Well I dont know much about XIV. Just that she's not Naminé, and that despire her existing, Organization XIII was never changed to XIV...." Kimari added in.
Riku: *sigh* Thank god.
Axel: *sigh* Let's hope she doesn't insert an XIV Sue, too...
Xemnas blinked, "I see... a 14th member... we'll see if that's true later on then..." He leaned back in his chair, and looked at her, "you are a somebody though.
Vexen: So she should not be in the Castle under any certcumstances! THROW HER TO THE DUSKS.
So why do you care about us nobodies?"
"She says she loves us." Marluxia told him.
Axel: *As Marluxia* But mostly me.
Marluxia: ...Die, Axel, die.
Kimari giggled lightly,
Larxene: NO!!! Giggling is my personality trait!!!
Riku: WHO LET HER IN?!?
"and also, all you guys ever wanted were to have hearts and actually be something rather than nothing, no? I wished to save you guys so you can get those hearts..."
Axel: Marluxia, if you would...
Marluxia: *hums the song again*
"How can we trust this!"
Vexen: Is a question, not an exclamation.
Xaldin yelled out, in complete denial.
Marluxia: And Xaldin would know that.
"It's completely absurb!" Luxord joined in.
Axel: A-B-S-U-R-D. Insert catchphrase here.
Xemnas ignored them and called out to Kimari,
Riku: Who is sitting right in front of him? God, this girl needs to work on describing character placement.
"There's something interesting about you... I'm not sure what, but I think you can be trusted."
12 nobody stares hit Xemnas instantly, but he ignored it
Axel: How do you ignore being hit twelve times?
Riku: Apparently stares are like feathers. They don't hurt.
and continued, "For some reason... Looking at you is like looking at Kingdom Hearts itself..."
Larxene: ...Oh the Sue kill it dead.
Vexen: Is what we've been saying the last two chapters.
Marluxia: Welcome to the club.
Kimari blinked, "Huh??"
Xemnas shook his head, "Nevermind, so what is our fate, girl?"
"I'm Kimari, not girl,
Larxene: He calls me and Naminé both girl. What makes you so special?
Axel: Sue.
and the fate of you all is that you become nothing rather than being a nobody!"
Axel: Oooh, way to steal my line.
Kimari explained to him. The nobodies not from Castle Oblivion flinched, even Xemnas. Some of the nobodies sitting beside eachother
Marluxia: Each. Other.
started to whisper to eachother, and giving Kimari weird stares.
Axel: "Weird" stares are not something we give.
Riku: Seconded.
"As I said," Kimari continued, "I want to change that and help you all retreive the hearts. Please let me stay here, just until Sora stops coming after you and until you all receive hearts!"
Axel: Which we never will, because you'll drive us all to suicide first.
"And how long will that be?" Xemnas asked calmly, still watching Kimari.
"Umm, over a year?" Kimari suggested, "Since Sora sleeps for a year before he destroys the nobodies who didnt abide in Castle Oblivion..."
Xemnas sighed lightly, "We will let you stay for atleast
Vexen: At. Least.
half a year, if no XIV is brought in by then, we'll take you are lying and we'll give you to the dusks to destroy. If an XIV does come, you may stay as long as you like, for then you'll be trusted knowing our fate."
Riku: Apparently Naminés magical mind reading isn't enough in this Castle.
Vexen: It seems not.
Kimari smiled, "Thank you, I wont let the organization down..."
Larxene: You'll die for us then?
Axel: ...I think that actually DOES happen in the sequel... Something like that.
Marluxia: Can I join that party?
Riku: Don't jinx yourself.
Axel: This. Is. Murderiffic.
Riku: What is?
Axel: Read.
Chapter 3
The nobodies all portaled to The Castle That Never Was and Vexen was the one who brought Kimari along.
Vexen: For which I shall burn in enternal hell, listening to Axel sing songs from Mary Poppins.
At that time, Xemnas and the rest of the nobodies were having a meeting and Xemnas looked displeased at the arrival of Castle Oblivion's Nobodies.
Axel: Capitalized and not capitalized in the same sentence? CONSISTANTCY IS NICE.
Xemnas glared down at the platform the Castle Oblivion group appeared on, "Why the intrusion?"
"...Xemnas. We have something to report." Vexen told him, "This girl knows the fate of us.
Vexen: I do not talk like that.
We got Naminé to read her memories, and Naminé says that this girl is telling the truth, and really does know our fate..."
Axel: And yet we only hear Naminé speak once, for all that she is so great and powerful...
Xemnas blinked, "Seriously?"
Vexen: XEMNAS IS NOT XIGBAR AND DOES NOT TALK IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, LIKE XIGBAR. THAT IS A FAILED GENETIC EXPERIMENT, KILL IT DEAD.
Vexen nodded, "Yes. Apparently she knows very much about us, even about a future XIV."
Axel: Named Xion.
Riku: Would you shut up about that?
"Well I dont know much about XIV. Just that she's not Naminé, and that despire her existing, Organization XIII was never changed to XIV...." Kimari added in.
Riku: *sigh* Thank god.
Axel: *sigh* Let's hope she doesn't insert an XIV Sue, too...
Xemnas blinked, "I see... a 14th member... we'll see if that's true later on then..." He leaned back in his chair, and looked at her, "you are a somebody though.
Vexen: So she should not be in the Castle under any certcumstances! THROW HER TO THE DUSKS.
So why do you care about us nobodies?"
"She says she loves us." Marluxia told him.
Axel: *As Marluxia* But mostly me.
Marluxia: ...Die, Axel, die.
Kimari giggled lightly,
Larxene: NO!!! Giggling is my personality trait!!!
Riku: WHO LET HER IN?!?
"and also, all you guys ever wanted were to have hearts and actually be something rather than nothing, no? I wished to save you guys so you can get those hearts..."
Axel: Marluxia, if you would...
Marluxia: *hums the song again*
"How can we trust this!"
Vexen: Is a question, not an exclamation.
Xaldin yelled out, in complete denial.
Marluxia: And Xaldin would know that.
"It's completely absurb!" Luxord joined in.
Axel: A-B-S-U-R-D. Insert catchphrase here.
Xemnas ignored them and called out to Kimari,
Riku: Who is sitting right in front of him? God, this girl needs to work on describing character placement.
"There's something interesting about you... I'm not sure what, but I think you can be trusted."
12 nobody stares hit Xemnas instantly, but he ignored it
Axel: How do you ignore being hit twelve times?
Riku: Apparently stares are like feathers. They don't hurt.
and continued, "For some reason... Looking at you is like looking at Kingdom Hearts itself..."
Larxene: ...Oh the Sue kill it dead.
Vexen: Is what we've been saying the last two chapters.
Marluxia: Welcome to the club.
Kimari blinked, "Huh??"
Xemnas shook his head, "Nevermind, so what is our fate, girl?"
"I'm Kimari, not girl,
Larxene: He calls me and Naminé both girl. What makes you so special?
Axel: Sue.
and the fate of you all is that you become nothing rather than being a nobody!"
Axel: Oooh, way to steal my line.
Kimari explained to him. The nobodies not from Castle Oblivion flinched, even Xemnas. Some of the nobodies sitting beside eachother
Marluxia: Each. Other.
started to whisper to eachother, and giving Kimari weird stares.
Axel: "Weird" stares are not something we give.
Riku: Seconded.
"As I said," Kimari continued, "I want to change that and help you all retreive the hearts. Please let me stay here, just until Sora stops coming after you and until you all receive hearts!"
Axel: Which we never will, because you'll drive us all to suicide first.
"And how long will that be?" Xemnas asked calmly, still watching Kimari.
"Umm, over a year?" Kimari suggested, "Since Sora sleeps for a year before he destroys the nobodies who didnt abide in Castle Oblivion..."
Xemnas sighed lightly, "We will let you stay for atleast
Vexen: At. Least.
half a year, if no XIV is brought in by then, we'll take you are lying and we'll give you to the dusks to destroy. If an XIV does come, you may stay as long as you like, for then you'll be trusted knowing our fate."
Riku: Apparently Naminés magical mind reading isn't enough in this Castle.
Vexen: It seems not.
Kimari smiled, "Thank you, I wont let the organization down..."
Larxene: You'll die for us then?
Axel: ...I think that actually DOES happen in the sequel... Something like that.
Marluxia: Can I join that party?
Riku: Don't jinx yourself.