MOAR SPORK
Yet more of the Airi fail. I'll get links and stuff when it's all done.
Axel: ...More?
Riku: Yup.
Marluxia: We have a fast sporker.
Chapter 2
"...Oh my! Dont tell me this is an attempt to stop Marluxia!" Larxene laughed slightly.
Marlxuia: Yea, go ahead and give away the plan right there in front of the entire Organization... God I hate OOC.
Axel's green eyes went to Kimari, "And who the hell is this? A failed Naminé replica?"
Axel: I AM NOT THERE. NO. THAT IS NOT ME.
Vexen: And I've already had bad experiences with cloning once, thanks.
Riku: You and me both.
"I'm no replica."
Riku: 'Course not, you look nothing like me.
Kimari calmly told him, "I'm as you call, a somebody.
Axel: DUH. Geez, idiots. And you're not a Somebody until you have a Nobody...
Riku: Don't go there, we don't need this any more Sue than it is.
Axel: ...Good point. *shudder*
I am no Naminé, but if I was, that'd be pretty wicked.
Marluxia: We're British now?
Axel: LUXORD IS HER UNCLE!!! *ice'd*
Having powers to alter Sora's memories... it's fun sounding."
Riku: Sounds fun, not "is fun sounding." L34rN 2 Gr4mm3r Pl2.
Vexen: Excellent leetspeak abuse.
The five nobodies grew quiet right as Marluxia portaled in. Kimari, thrilled, spun around and cheerfully screamed, "Marluxia!!"
Marluxia: Oh hell no, fangirl.
Marluxia blinked and looked at her, "And you are who?"
"Kimari! My name is Kimari!"
Vexen: And I am a Ronso and you should be deeply disturbed by my reaction.
Marluxia: I am for a totally different reason.
Kimari told him happily, "Please listen to me! Heed my warning!
Axel: *sticks head out of ice* That is a dialect-change WTF.
Your plan fails and all the nobodies here will fall to Riku and Sora! Insept
Vexen: EXCEPT. Insept isn't even a word.
Vexen and Zexion. It's Axel's fault they die."
Axel: *grin*
Vexen: *refreezes his head*
Marluxia blinked, "How can we trust this?"
"DO what you did to Sora!
Axel: Erase your sense of self and turn you into a ompletely different person? I like that idea.
Vexen: Too bad it probably wouldn't work. Sues are resilient like that.
Sample my memories! Or get Naminé to read them!"
Riku: Yea, 'cause Naminé can just open peoples' minds up like books an read off information.
Kimari replied, "I wished myself here to save you all!"
Axel: When you wish upon a star...
Marluxia: Makes no difference who you are...
Riku&Vexen: *plug ears*
Marluxia turned to Axel and pointed at him, "Go Axel!"
Axel: How can I go if I'm not in the fic?
Riku: Denial.
Axel blinked, "Me?"
Marluxia: Yes you. Even though you outrank me and never obey orders anyway.
Marluxia nodded, "Yes, go retreive Naminé. I want to see if this girl is right... She seems... Special..."
Marluxia: They cut off a word. I said "She seems... Special Ed."
Axel: *highfives*
* * * * *
Many minutes later. Naminé was able to read Kimari's memories
Axel: Lack of description, ahoy!
Riku: Really, having Naminé in your head is usually sort of... A BIG THING. Not relagated to timeskipping.
and she gave the nobodies a brief, but scary summary on their fate.
"Impossible!" Larxene gasped afterwards,
Vexen: Impossibly OOC.
"This kid knows how I die!?"
"She knows everything..."
Riku: Kimahri is Big Brother, of course he knows everything.
Axel: Must... Not... Snicker...
Naminé said, "Even about some XIV member of the organization..."
Axel: Her name is Xion and people think she's your clone, Naminé. Oh, and she has a Keyblade.
Marluxia: *laughter*
Riku: Hey, be nice, she wasn't even named when this was written.
Axel: True...
Vexen twitched. But Marluxia just shooked his head, "Interesting..."
"Please... I love you guys!
Axel: But mostly Marluxia.
Marluxia: I is cursed.
You're the coolest villains ever created! Please stop the plot you are doing Marluxia, in the name of Kingdom Hearts, do!
Marluxia: Um, no.
Axel: It makes Vexen die. Vexen dying makes me happy.
Vexen: *freezes Axel*
Riku: Okay, limit freezing to once per chapter, it's getting cold in here...
If you want your hearts..." Begged Kimari, gently grabbing Marluxia's arm, "Let Naminé restore Sora's memories and lets all go to the World That Never Was...
Axel: She knows there's a difference! Ooh, big points!
I'm sure your superior needs to know what will happen to his plan as well..."
Marluxia crossed his arms and stared at Kimari, "I dont take orders from children!"
Marluxia: HALLLELUJAH I HAVE AN IN CHARACTER MOMENT.
Kimari twitched and suddenly grabbed Marluxia by his collar, "Listen here you girly flowerboy!
Axel: She's as tall as Naminé but can reach your collar?
Marluxia: I have no words.
I am trying to save your existance! And if your going to be a graceful nimrod and not take my warning seriously, then you might as well go to Sora right now so he can kick your ass with his keyblade!"
Riku: Or myself, as you prefer, I can do some good asskicking too.
Vexen, Larxene, and Axel all broke out laughing as Marluxia's jaw dropped. Kimari looked at them all, "Do it Marluxia!"
Marluxia: NO. Death by Keyblade is preferable to obeying a Sue.
Vexen: Hear hear.
Marluxia shooked his head and looked at Kimari. He sighed then looked at Naminé, "...You heard her...." Kimari smiled as Marluxia also added in, "Restore Sora's memories... and lets go back to the world that never was..."
Axel: Ooo... LACK OF CAPITAL LETTER ON A PROPER NOUN.
Marluxia: I dislike the lack of Naminé, you know, having a character.
Riku: Someone obviously can't write her. And Axel...
Axel: What?
Riku&Vexen in creepy unison: DON'T. SING. EVER. AGAIN.