Kyon. I have recalled more information regarding our world and Haruhi Suzumiya. I believe this is information is redundant.

Kid. I determined the damage to be insignificant the first time you asked. It will not get worse no matter how often you ask, which at current count is fifty-two times.

((Yuki is referencing this thread with Jr. and Kid. She ( Read more... )

I need to speak to the following individuals.

Kyon. Mikuru. Heather. Fate.

[Private, unhackable]
More data has been fixed.

RUN c:/nagato/others/brigade/mikuruasahina.exe

Mikuru Asahina, real age unknown. Time traveler, has been seen in two separate forms. Defined as 'moe' and the mascot of the SOS Brigade. Fond of Kyon, but currently not acting due to outside forces. Currently located in Memento Eden ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Heather]Event: Panty Raid is considered a success. The underwear of twenty female individuals have been stolen and planted in Zapp Brannigan's room. They have been placed so that even a man of his intelligence should find them within minutes. If I believe I can obtain more without being noticed, I will do so. According to orders, I ( Read more... )

[Yuki, otherwise walking and reading, simply stops in a random place to ask a question, holding a book up in the air. It is a pornographic book and guess who she got it from.]

Why does this book contain a disproportionate number of females in provocative poses?