Transmission #4
[Filtered to Heather]
Event: Panty Raid is considered a success. The underwear of twenty female individuals have been stolen and planted in Zapp Brannigan's room. They have been placed so that even a man of his intelligence should find them within minutes. If I believe I can obtain more without being noticed, I will do so. According to orders, I know nothing of this incident, but suspect the same Zapp Brannigan.
Is there anything else I should do?
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I do not understand why my superiors at the bank wish for me to stop reading while helping customers. I have determined that an open book has no effect on my efficiency to properly do this job.
Event: Panty Raid is considered a success. The underwear of twenty female individuals have been stolen and planted in Zapp Brannigan's room. They have been placed so that even a man of his intelligence should find them within minutes. If I believe I can obtain more without being noticed, I will do so. According to orders, I know nothing of this incident, but suspect the same Zapp Brannigan.
Is there anything else I should do?
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I do not understand why my superiors at the bank wish for me to stop reading while helping customers. I have determined that an open book has no effect on my efficiency to properly do this job.