I sometimes weep that I am not an animator, and this is one of those times.
Sometimes -- very rarely, but sometimes -- I get commercials in between my dreams.
This time I dreamed an animated commercial for the Hitachi Magic Wand where a little witch's cat was riding it like a witch's broom. It would swoop into a room where some woman was doing something boring or awful and there would be this tinkly musical xylophone arpeggio and a swirly fountain of sparkles and suddenly the woman would be all happy and smiling. Then the cat would fly on to the next woman, and the next.
The animation was very '50s. It was super cute, seriously it was. I will at least have to try to draw a picture sometime.
I woke up with Fish asleep on my feet.
ETA: Thanks to
bat_cheva and
apocalypticbob for the catchphrase: "Don't be mournful, be PORNful!"
Remember, ladies, Buzz says "Purr purr!"