Godless and Lycanthropic.

[naamah_darling]

According to the poll, 15.4% of respondents are werewolves. Yet 20.7% claimed to have been teenage werewolves, which posits interesting things about recovery rates for werewolvery. Furthermore, 12% married werewolves. When I say that gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling, I'm sure you know what I mean

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[miraling]

It did lead me to conclude that, by the numbers, my biggest fan base is hetero guys and bi females. Boy. Color me shocked.

You are pretty much, you know, hot. (;

[qpsmurfqp]

Wait. You're not evil? Damn... ::scribbles furiously on parchment::

[naamah_darling]

Sadly, though I've studied under the best, I'm too lazy to be genuinely evil.

[qpsmurfqp]

That would explain it. The gods only know I have lazy down to a science. Or I would. If I cared enough to do so.

[spooke]

It's the damn finals that get you. You can make up an argument for not showing for the classes (contributing to the downfall of society - evil!) or the occasional slip when you're charitable (just lulling them into a false sense of security), but at the finals you have to listen to all this monologuing and your teacher always looks like an enraged vegetable or a chimp at the zoo that's humping the glass. Do you know how hard it is to listen to an exited chimp with big hair grinning madly and standing over a phallic weapon while talking about 'giving it to the world'?

And you can't laugh.

What the hell, the villain retirement plan sucks anyway.

[stormerider]

and what I would look like if I were evil.

Why does my mind flash back to Angelina Jolie in the fetish outfit from Mr & Mrs Smith?

I wonder...

[naamah_darling]

My legs are too short to wear outfits like that, sadly. But the corset thingy I could definitely get into!

[wiccarowan]

what I would look like if I were evil

Cos you're just a little fluffy bunny really.

Is this song totally about freaky bondage sex or what?

Probably. And Close To You is about a stalker. It's darn creepy.

[naamah_darling]

Yup! Close To You is one of my favorite songs of theirs; despite the fact that that album is pretty universally reviled, I love it. Walk In The Shadows is about vampires. They were a great band.

[naamah_darling]

See? He is alpha-male love. I need to get me a cheesy color bar.

Re: Lucian...

[naamah_darling]

:D

Point me at 'em, baby!