Godless and Lycanthropic.
According to the poll, 15.4% of respondents are werewolves. Yet 20.7% claimed to have been teenage werewolves, which posits interesting things about recovery rates for werewolvery. Furthermore, 12% married werewolves. When I say that gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling, I'm sure you know what I mean.
A whopping 69.2% agree with me that "Lucian had better be in Underworld II, dammit!" That's 184 people. I feel quite gratified. Michael Sheen has inevitably been the best part of any movie I've seen him in, though even his presence with the Irish Afro of Doom couldn't save Timeline. By the time he yelled "NIGHT ARROWS!" I got the feeling he was only playing along because they were paying him in brandy and free renfaire tickets.
Ah, well. If he's not in the next one to any appreciable degree, there's always the comic book miniseries. If anyone knows how I could get my paws on that, sing out. Heck. Someone just tell me if it sucks.
Anyway. The poll.
Sadly, the numbers showed no huge correlation between finger length and sexuality -- not enough to make even a ballpark guess. It did lead me to conclude that, by the numbers, my biggest fan base is hetero guys and bi females. Boy. Color me shocked.
I was going to rattle on about various things but I'm tired and I need to write 200 more words before bed to make quota. Sometime soon I will have gratuitously silly pictures to inflict upon you, including my Samurai Face, my Blair Witch impersonation, and what I would look like if I were evil. And that's not a promise. That's a threat.
Edit: Is this song totally about freaky bondage sex or what? That's hot.
A whopping 69.2% agree with me that "Lucian had better be in Underworld II, dammit!" That's 184 people. I feel quite gratified. Michael Sheen has inevitably been the best part of any movie I've seen him in, though even his presence with the Irish Afro of Doom couldn't save Timeline. By the time he yelled "NIGHT ARROWS!" I got the feeling he was only playing along because they were paying him in brandy and free renfaire tickets.
Ah, well. If he's not in the next one to any appreciable degree, there's always the comic book miniseries. If anyone knows how I could get my paws on that, sing out. Heck. Someone just tell me if it sucks.
Anyway. The poll.
Sadly, the numbers showed no huge correlation between finger length and sexuality -- not enough to make even a ballpark guess. It did lead me to conclude that, by the numbers, my biggest fan base is hetero guys and bi females. Boy. Color me shocked.
I was going to rattle on about various things but I'm tired and I need to write 200 more words before bed to make quota. Sometime soon I will have gratuitously silly pictures to inflict upon you, including my Samurai Face, my Blair Witch impersonation, and what I would look like if I were evil. And that's not a promise. That's a threat.
Edit: Is this song totally about freaky bondage sex or what? That's hot.