Godless and Lycanthropic.

[naamah_darling]

According to the poll, 15.4% of respondents are werewolves. Yet 20.7% claimed to have been teenage werewolves, which posits interesting things about recovery rates for werewolvery. Furthermore, 12% married werewolves. When I say that gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling, I'm sure you know what I mean

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[qpsmurfqp]

Wait. You're not evil? Damn... ::scribbles furiously on parchment::

[naamah_darling]

Sadly, though I've studied under the best, I'm too lazy to be genuinely evil.

[qpsmurfqp]

That would explain it. The gods only know I have lazy down to a science. Or I would. If I cared enough to do so.

[spooke]

It's the damn finals that get you. You can make up an argument for not showing for the classes (contributing to the downfall of society - evil!) or the occasional slip when you're charitable (just lulling them into a false sense of security), but at the finals you have to listen to all this monologuing and your teacher always looks like an enraged vegetable or a chimp at the zoo that's humping the glass. Do you know how hard it is to listen to an exited chimp with big hair grinning madly and standing over a phallic weapon while talking about 'giving it to the world'?

And you can't laugh.

What the hell, the villain retirement plan sucks anyway.

[naamah_darling]

*dies laughing*

This is the best thing to appear in my journal all week.

The villain retirement plan is usually "NOOOOOOO!!!!" BOOOOOOM!!!!

[spooke]

But on the plus side, no one has to arrange your burial. It's probably just as well, since a headstone reading "HERE LIES A GOATFUCKING ASSHOLE" isn't what most want when attending the more hoity-toity undead arrangements. *g*

[marccarlson]

It's true. To be properly evil, you really have to put effort into it. Proper evil, like any craft, requires practice and study.