Note To Cat:
Dear Fish,
Please stop putting bottlecaps in my shoes. It's weird, and I don't understand it.
Are you trying to communicate? Are you simply bored? Why do you put only one bottlecap in each shoe? Why do you hardly ever do this to Daddy?
When you are peregrinating about the house and looking in random corners, are you in fact looking for ammunition?
I love you, but this is disturbing.
-- Your Owner
Please stop putting bottlecaps in my shoes. It's weird, and I don't understand it.
Are you trying to communicate? Are you simply bored? Why do you put only one bottlecap in each shoe? Why do you hardly ever do this to Daddy?
When you are peregrinating about the house and looking in random corners, are you in fact looking for ammunition?
I love you, but this is disturbing.
-- Your Owner