HOLY ASSING SHITFUCK IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

It was really windy yesterday. I was walking down 10th Ave. looking for Cupcake Jones (I couldn't find it and it turned out it was only one street past where I stopped and said "fuck it", turned around and went back), and I was wearing a beret, and it actually blew off my head and started rolling down the street. I thought that only happened in ( Read more... )

It is currently 105 degrees outside ( Read more... )

An hour ago, it was bright, sunny, and warm, with nary a cloud in the sky.

Right now, the sky is nearly black, it's raining, windy, I'm assuming cold, and I think also hailing. EDIT: And I just heard thunder. And saw lightning.

I say to you, weather: gluh?

Whenever I look out the window today I think of this line from "The Tattletale Cure" in the kids' book Mrs Piggle-Wiggle's Magic (which I no longer own but I loved immensely):

"Wendy Hamilton, there is a blizzard blizzing outside and here you come downstairs in all your old summer clothes. Go up and put on a sweater and then bring me the ( Read more... )

I knew I was getting old when I started hating snow. I'm not sure exactly when this happened, but as a kid it was like "Yay! Snow! No school and I can build snowmen and pelt my little brother with snowballs!" Twenty years later, it's like "God dammit this stuff is too cold and wet and slippery and cumbersome and I wish it would GO AWAY."

( Snowy pictures of the snow and also of my cat looking out at the snow )

Holy mother of a monkey on a stick.

It's fucking snowing.

O_O

EDIT: bah, it stopped like two seconds after I posted this.

It's raining and hailing and there's a rainbow.

I'm not sure if this is awesome, or freaky.

Aaw, now it's stopped raining, so it's fading.

Last night I was playing Animal Crossing: Wild World (which is very fun) when the dog started barking. Since he barks at everything and also at nothing, I didn't pay any attention to it, but he wasn't stopping, so finally I went downstairs and looked out the window beside the door to see if maybe the neighbors might be outside or something, even ( Read more... )