Cat: Meowrrr.
Me: What? You have an exit strategy for Iraq and a solution to the national deficit problem? What are they?
Cat: Rrrrowrrr?
Me: Oh. Not until you get treatsies. I should have figured.
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Now playing: A.A. Bondy - World Without End
cat,
parody
mystical_chickn
Sep 30, 2008 16:47
On the radio a minute ago they were talking about their dogs and what they would sound like if they could actually speak. I only watched a few episodes of Crank Yankers, but my dog would sound EXACTLY like Special Ed. "I have a bone! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!" "I'm going outside! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" "I'm eating food! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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dog,
cat
mystical_chickn
Mar 30, 2008 15:36
I have a kitty on my lap.
>^_^<
KITTY!
He's all squirmy and warm and soft.
cat
mystical_chickn
Oct 02, 2007 10:40
My cat eats bugs.
He likes crane flies (those things that look like giant mosquitoes but don't bite).
It's so funny to see him chasing them and trying to "squish" them with his paws. And then he'll just chomp it down.
cat
mystical_chickn
May 31, 2007 13:50
So last night I was downstairs in the kitchen making myself a cup of tea, and the cat was doing his almost-nightly Run-Around-Like-A-Mad-Kitty-For-No- Obviously-Discernible-Reason thing and the door to the room where his litter box is was slightly open, and it's a bathroom so there's a sink in that room. He ran full speed to the open door, leapt--
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cat,
lol
mystical_chickn
Dec 28, 2006 18:07
So I mentioned that I got a loaf of pumpkin bread from my grandmother as per tradition for Christmas. I put it on top of the refrigerator and I didn't think the cat could get up there, but apparently he's a leapy-assed little kitty, as he did get up there and tore into the bag and ate a good portion of most of the loaf. There were two or three
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food,
cat
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