Title: Shopping
Fandom: Doctor Who/Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Mickey/Jake, mentions of Jackie, Lacey and Tessa
Summary: They really needed to stop leaving their lists where Jackie could find them.
Notes: Written for the
writing meme on my journal. This one is for
blinding_echos who wanted Mickey/Jake shopping for stuff in the Kid Verse. Also, implied Mpreg
“What is all this stuff on the list?” Jake asked as he grabbed for a cart.
Mickey shrugged. “I think Jackie must of have found it. I’d only put toilet paper and lube on the list, since we are out of the first and someone lost the latter. You know how Jackie is.”
“Hey, don’t have time to worry about where I lay the lube down. I’m usually caught in the moment, especially when you wear that silver bikini!” Jake defended. He looked at the list again. “Have we even had lettuce in the apartment before?”
Mickey chuckled. “No, because you seem to be able to live on take out. Jackie, however, seems to disagree, and if she added items to the list, she will come by and check to see we did.”
“Can’t we say we lost the list,” he said skeptically, “what hell is paprika?”
“Do you want to keep getting those free sticky buns you love so much?” Mickey said, throwing a head of lettuce and some onions in the cart. “Besides, we’ll just do what we used to do back in the parallel earth. Donate it to a soup kitchen after she sees that we bought it. And paprika is a spice of some sort.” He chuckled. “Let’s hurry. And get this over with, yeah? I hate shopping. Besides, we’ve been in the store five minutes and have managed to lose both Tessa and Lacey.”
“Oh shit. And here Jack was trying to train us to be parents,” he shook his head, “I’ll go track down the hyperactive girls before they end up loading up a cart full of crap that Jack will kill us for letting them get. You go get the rest of the food…stuff. How the hell did she even find the list in the first place?”
Mickey shrugged. “It’s Jackie. She’s good like that. Oh, she’s wanting us to come over for dinner this Saturday. I said yes.”
Jake nodded. “Good.” There was a sound like a crash, followed loudly by two girls arguing over whose fault it was caused both men to roll their eyes. “I better go see what damage they caused. Cause just know that was the Harkness girls.”
“Yep. This is the last time I agree to bring them along shopping with us. I swear.”