America's Best Plan Ever

"You can't be serious."

He was standing in the middle of an airplane hanger in the middle of a cornfield in the middle of Iowa, with that idiot beaming at him stupidly and pointing to the gratuitously large and bloated missile that loomed over their heads. It was painted with a glorious and boastful design: red, white and ( Read more... )

(( Inspired by my family heritage, and because I thought it would be fun to make my own country-kun.  Even though he could be a human or a nation in this story…. Whatevs~ lol. :3 ))

Her Golden Torch Held High

-Late 1800s-

A raucous blend of different languages had swallowed me up. The people were pressing up against me. I could pick out ( Read more... )

Kiddie Games
 "Alfred F. Jones is about to make his death-defying jump. The whole world is watching. England is crying pathetically, unable to contain his jealousy. The crowd is on the edge of their seats. Can Jones survive such a daring act? One can only imagine what is going through the handsome hero's head at this moment."

America was standing at ( Read more... )

Meet the Press

“Alfred.” The tone of Russia’s voice was icy-calm in the living room.

America tensed up like a rabbit in front of a cat and stopped trying to jam a pair of s’mores- flavored pop-tarts into the broken toaster. “Yeah?” he called back, nervous laughter bubbling up in his stomach and threatening to give him away.

“Come in here please,” ( Read more... )

Boo-hoo, it's so sad. X3

This is my CMC fill! (( I swear I did this before midnight, but I wasn't able to upload before time ran out. Don't tsk-tsk me, please? :D ))
It's a situation that could have happened (( we can only pray it never would )) had America and Russia continued their hostilities years into the future and eventually tried to ( Read more... )

Into the Maze

“Okay. This is going to be totally-” America paused in the middle of a 360° spin (arms flung straight out at his sides so that passerby had to duck to get around him), realized that nobody was following him, and marched back to the truck where Russia was still standing with his arms crossed. America linked their elbows ( Read more... )

Painting Smoke

((Ahahaha just kidding again- I'll update this later.... +___+'))

((I felt like writing but was too brain-dead to think of any ideas, so I checked out a prompt-generator online. It told me to....

Write a story in which these three objects appear and are important:
"A campfire, a damp towel, and a Japanese print."

Hence, a fic about the Axis Powers! ))

Painting Smoke

Something deep inside the fire popped, and an angry ( Read more... )

((Here's  another Spanish fic! This one's about Cinco de Mayo. It has a small spattering of nations. Translation below. Waaah-laaah~~~!))

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No es como el cuarto de julio.

-C'est une indignation!- Él cerró de golpe sus manos en la mesa. Sus ( Read more... )

Title: Wanna Be On Top?
Author: me! (but I don't own Hetalia)
Genre: humor/romance
Rating/Warnings: PG/PG-13? Beware Pissed!Arthur, Loincloths and Gorillas, and most of all, Tyra.
Summary: Alfred brings Arthur to a male-model search for “America’s Next Top Model.” Stuff goes down.

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