Chloe had spent the last three weeks in Arizona with Jimmy, looking for evidence of a Luthercorp facility for Oliver. Three weeks of learning exactly what defined "a dry heat" meant that waking up in an uncomfortable state wasn't such a strange thing. Realizing she was uncomfortable because her breasts were gone? That was far more surprising ( Read more... )

It was a slow news day. Chloe hated slow news days, because she always ended up bored, and today was no exception. While lounging beside her computer, she realized that it had been way too long since she'd e-mailed Jake and Krycek.

It wasn't until she started typing that she remembered how her attitude shifted when she sent e-mails these days.

( Chloe really needs to get a LiveJournal for this kind of bitchery. )

To: lois.lane@metropolis.edu
From: chloe.sullivan@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: Have You Had Your Valentine Spayed or Neutered?

Hey Lois! How was your Valentine's Day? Please tell me you didn't spend it with vile-smelling frat boys? Honestly, you can do so much better than them! And no, I don't mean with Clark. Hands off!

My day was loads of fun. I ( Read more... )

To: Victor Borkowski, Boone Carlyle, Angela Chase, Jake Gavin, Rory Gilmore, Phoebe Halliwell, Alex Krycek, Veronica Mars, Peter Parker, Alanna Trebond
CC: Rita Skeeter
Subject: First Newspaper Meeting of the Year ( Read more... )

To: lois.lane@smallville.net
From: chloe.sullivan@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: Weekend Recap
Attachment: zombies.avi

( Because god knows she's got to tell somebody about the weekend! )