Chloe had spent the last three weeks in Arizona with Jimmy, looking for evidence of a Luthercorp facility for Oliver. Three weeks of learning exactly what defined "a dry heat" meant that waking up in an uncomfortable state wasn't such a strange thing. Realizing she was uncomfortable because her breasts were gone? That was far more surprising.
Luckily, Jimmy was a heavy sleeper, which meant Chloe managed to escape their bed and run into the bathroom without waking him up. After discovering that yes, she really was a boy - and a poorly endowed one at that - she wondered if a certain school could be blamed, and snuck back out to where her laptop was sitting on the hotel room table.
To: Fandom People
From: Chloe Sullivan
Uh, hey guys and ladies. I apologize for the somewhat random e-mail, but I have to check something. Is anyone else having a strange morning, or is it just me?
Please tell me it's not just me? I haven't had coffee yet, and I don't think I can handle solo weirdness at the moment.
--Chloe
With that done, she went ahead and started up the mini-coffee maker, trying to figure out what she was going to tell Jimmy when he woke up.
[Chloe's contact list is long, so feel free to assume you got the e-mail if you want to. YES SHE'S CMM BECAUSE SOMEONE HATES ME GRRR ARGH.]