PICSPAM: 4X11 FROZEN
4X11 FROZEN
Writer: Liz Friedman
Director: David Straiton
Original Airdate: 3 Feb 2008
House forms an unusually strong connection with his newest patient - a sassy psychiatrist stuck in the South Pole, whom he can only diagnose via webcam.
WARNING: Caps galore ahead, as usual. Tried a little something different with the pic-spam too - part of it is a comic! The kinkiest House/Cuddy comic ever, but well... who's complaining, eh?!
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I. Cuddy hooks House up to the South Pole
We open on another apparently normal day in PPTH...
Cuddy, as always, is on the hunt for House. Finally, she spots him...
House: You know, I just left your office, like, six seconds ago. Give little Greg a chance to recover.
Cuddy: Why do I even give you an office? You should just be chained to the desk in my office. Permanently. Get down from there. New case. Psych department asked for you personally. Apparently they're curious how you've stayed sane after having all kinds of mindblowing sex with me in every room of this hospital...
House: The patient's a crazy person?
Cuddy: You're a crazy person! Patient's a psychiatrist.
House: Something's wrong with Coma Guy's cable. (Ed: LOL. THERE IS SOMETHING SO WRONG HERE USING THE WORD 'CABLE' AFTER THE FIRST PIC IN THIS PIC-SPAM...)
Cuddy: He seems fine with it. Me, I'm not fine with the fact that we haven't had sex in the two minutes I've been here. Your patient is an adjunct faculty member here but currently...
[House slaps the TV; Cuddy pauses, annoyed - evidently wanting House to slap her ass instead.]
(Cue Kinkiest Comic Evar...)
Cuddy: The Budget Committee voted to charge for cable in the patients' rooms.
House: Slippery slope. Today we withhold porn, tomorrow it's clean bandages.
Cuddy: Talk to Carlson in Derm, he runs the Budget Committee. After you look at this.
House: After you talk to Carlson, maybe I'll...
Cuddy: Patient is trapped at the South Pole.
[House takes the file, intrigued.]
[Cuddy knows she's hooked him.]
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II. Cuddy tells House she's fired Cameron
Cuddy: How's your patient? And by patient, I mean Little Greg.
House: She has an autoimmune disease. Tell our psych department she's in denial. Little Greg, on the other hand - always happy to see you.
Cuddy: I had to fire Cameron. YES. YES. FIVE BEST WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. *MARRIES THE SENTENCE*
Foreman: What? What happened?
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE HOUSE/CUDDY CAPS EVAR. BECAUSE SHE IS GORGEOUS - PROFILE!! - AND HOUSE IS ALL BROODY. LOVES THE PRETTY I DO.
Cuddy: 65-year-old man came into the ER with hip fracture. Cameron gave him Demerol. The guy was on an MAOI. Put him into a hypertensive crisis. It's kind of what happens every night when I start covering you in that chocolate sauce and lick it all off. Bit by delicious bit...
Foreman: Is he going to live? I'm pretty sure House isn't long for this world if you do that to him every night...
Cuddy: Taub caught the error in time. If she'd just admitted the mistake, maybe I could have just suspended her, but... instead I fired her ass, which made me hot as hell. Sex? :)
[House walks off - playing hard-to-get, the tease.]
Cuddy: She's packing up. You wanna say goodbye? Then you wanna come say hello to my new toys?
House: Should be hearing from the South Pole in a few minutes. And I think you know which South Pole I mean...
Cuddy: That's it? I always thought it was pointing north...
House: There's nothing to be done. She screwed up. No one to blame but herself. You, on the other hand, have permission to screw... me.
[Cuddy leaves. Clearly to get ready for the hot sexings.]
Foreman: I gotta go talk to Cameron...
House: Cuddy won't can her for one screw-up. If she did, she wouldn't come to me. And if she did, she wouldn't open with 'how's your patient'. And if she did...
Foreman: Why would she lie?
House: Timeless question. In this case she conspired with her co-workers to teach me that some things are more important than cable. I'm going to have to teach them that they're wrong. Come on, the South Pole really should be calling.
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Writer: Liz Friedman
Director: David Straiton
Original Airdate: 3 Feb 2008
House forms an unusually strong connection with his newest patient - a sassy psychiatrist stuck in the South Pole, whom he can only diagnose via webcam.
WARNING: Caps galore ahead, as usual. Tried a little something different with the pic-spam too - part of it is a comic! The kinkiest House/Cuddy comic ever, but well... who's complaining, eh?!
- - - - -
I. Cuddy hooks House up to the South Pole
We open on another apparently normal day in PPTH...
Cuddy, as always, is on the hunt for House. Finally, she spots him...
House: You know, I just left your office, like, six seconds ago. Give little Greg a chance to recover.
Cuddy: Why do I even give you an office? You should just be chained to the desk in my office. Permanently. Get down from there. New case. Psych department asked for you personally. Apparently they're curious how you've stayed sane after having all kinds of mindblowing sex with me in every room of this hospital...
House: The patient's a crazy person?
Cuddy: You're a crazy person! Patient's a psychiatrist.
House: Something's wrong with Coma Guy's cable. (Ed: LOL. THERE IS SOMETHING SO WRONG HERE USING THE WORD 'CABLE' AFTER THE FIRST PIC IN THIS PIC-SPAM...)
Cuddy: He seems fine with it. Me, I'm not fine with the fact that we haven't had sex in the two minutes I've been here. Your patient is an adjunct faculty member here but currently...
[House slaps the TV; Cuddy pauses, annoyed - evidently wanting House to slap her ass instead.]
(Cue Kinkiest Comic Evar...)
Cuddy: The Budget Committee voted to charge for cable in the patients' rooms.
House: Slippery slope. Today we withhold porn, tomorrow it's clean bandages.
Cuddy: Talk to Carlson in Derm, he runs the Budget Committee. After you look at this.
House: After you talk to Carlson, maybe I'll...
Cuddy: Patient is trapped at the South Pole.
[House takes the file, intrigued.]
[Cuddy knows she's hooked him.]
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II. Cuddy tells House she's fired Cameron
Cuddy: How's your patient? And by patient, I mean Little Greg.
House: She has an autoimmune disease. Tell our psych department she's in denial. Little Greg, on the other hand - always happy to see you.
Cuddy: I had to fire Cameron. YES. YES. FIVE BEST WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. *MARRIES THE SENTENCE*
Foreman: What? What happened?
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE HOUSE/CUDDY CAPS EVAR. BECAUSE SHE IS GORGEOUS - PROFILE!! - AND HOUSE IS ALL BROODY. LOVES THE PRETTY I DO.
Cuddy: 65-year-old man came into the ER with hip fracture. Cameron gave him Demerol. The guy was on an MAOI. Put him into a hypertensive crisis. It's kind of what happens every night when I start covering you in that chocolate sauce and lick it all off. Bit by delicious bit...
Foreman: Is he going to live? I'm pretty sure House isn't long for this world if you do that to him every night...
Cuddy: Taub caught the error in time. If she'd just admitted the mistake, maybe I could have just suspended her, but... instead I fired her ass, which made me hot as hell. Sex? :)
[House walks off - playing hard-to-get, the tease.]
Cuddy: She's packing up. You wanna say goodbye? Then you wanna come say hello to my new toys?
House: Should be hearing from the South Pole in a few minutes. And I think you know which South Pole I mean...
Cuddy: That's it? I always thought it was pointing north...
House: There's nothing to be done. She screwed up. No one to blame but herself. You, on the other hand, have permission to screw... me.
[Cuddy leaves. Clearly to get ready for the hot sexings.]
Foreman: I gotta go talk to Cameron...
House: Cuddy won't can her for one screw-up. If she did, she wouldn't come to me. And if she did, she wouldn't open with 'how's your patient'. And if she did...
Foreman: Why would she lie?
House: Timeless question. In this case she conspired with her co-workers to teach me that some things are more important than cable. I'm going to have to teach them that they're wrong. Come on, the South Pole really should be calling.
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