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Dear person with the gun,
I assume that you are hunting game birds. However, the constant BOOM every 5 to 15 minutes every day for the last 3 days is really freaking out my dogs. And it is freaking me out a bit too, truth be told. Don't you have enough birds yet? Or are you a terrible shot? If so, there is an excellent butcher in town who may be able to accommodate your request in a much quieter manner.
No love,
me