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Mother told me today that I need to:
1) Drink carrot juice
2) Exercise more and
3) Loose weight.

Two questions.
1) Since when was I the Sixth Doctor...
2) Since when did mum turn into Mel?

Little brother added that I need an exercise bike. Smartarse...