Customer: *paying by EFTPOS* I'll remember to bring my glasses in next time ( Read more... )

Over the space of 25 hours: I spent approx 17 1/2 at work, 2 getting ready/winding down from work and 5-6 hours sleeping ( Read more... )

*claws eyes out*

Why the hell do I have a vivid imagination?
Why the hell did my family hint that my cousin Jess had everything possible pierced?
Then when I started a brainmelt why did they suggest that Bryson had a Prince Albert?

*dies from over active imagination*