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Today I watched a porn called The Prophecy.
The Prophecy is a "horror/thriller" movie. It's made in the 90's and.. it shows.... It's so shitty that it was mostly an unintentional comedy, really. it has also some of the best dialogue ever, like "I will put you down and make you eat your mother's feces", and the worst acting EVER. I would look only slightly shocked, too, if Satan ate someone's heart in front of me.
The plot is retarded so I am not going to even summarize it.
But who the fuck cares any of this.
Here is Christopher motherfucking Walken as the goddamned Archangel Gabriel.
He actually kicked that door open. He kicks probably about three doors open during this movie. Oh baby.
A HA! THERE BE BLOOD ON THIS TABLE.
...
... (I'm not going to lie, I downloaded this movie just because I saw these screencaps somewhere.)
"I KNEW IT.."
"MY EX-BOYFRIEND SIMON WAS HEEEEEERRRE"
Then he goes to meet his beloved friend Jerry. Gabriel is funny because he can smell if someone is dying - he then pulls them back from the dead, making them sort of dead and alive at the same time, and forces them to work for him with the threat of making them live forever in agony if they don't do as he wishes.
The best angel.
Then he goes into a body.. room.. whatever is the proper term for one..
"AHA! THERE'S MY DEAD ASSISTANT."
Here's Uziel, he was.. his assistant, I guess.
I took this screencap to show his hands though? Grey nailpolish? Wtf man?
Hey, hey, look at this.
Oh man, sweet.
Angels sit like birds and that's adorable.
Makin' Jerry dig graves.
HE'S SO EXCITED!! He's going to suck out the soul of this really cruel and bitchy Vietnam veteran.
Mm <3
The soul was gone though. Simon hath gone and yoinketh it.
Christopher Walken in a hole lol.
Then he goes to meet Simon who's not feeling very well because of his earlier beatdown given from Uziel.
Then they're all touchy feely and reminisce the old good times.
And.. u-um.. hmm..
Then he burns Simon to death. We will always have Paris!
STALKING CHILDREN
lol was this shot necessary.
hay dude
that's the maincharacter of the movie in the left there. but again who the hell cares.
"Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said "Shhhhh!"
Is.. is he saying he fingered his mom?
He's.. showing some kid how to blow a trumpet.
It was an excuse to give him a minth, and then he looked at their mouths and checked if the soul was there. Yeah, um, the soul of the dead colonel. Because Simon took the soul and then he slipped it into some little girl. .. /shrug
Dude looks like a fricken lady. I'm not sure if it's intentional for this movie though because atleast in this movie, all angels are hermaphrodites... (they had a nice cracking of jokes at that when they did an autopsy on Uziel.)
I think Christopher Walken has always looked like a middle-aged woman, though.
GAH
Yes I would look exactly like this if I saw that too.
And yes, Thomas is Casey Jones from Turtles. 8D
Havin' a chat with Mary, who has the soul!
Then there's some REALLY LAME ACTION IN A.. SORT OF COOL WAY... like Gabe literally flicking his arm and Thomas flying through the fucking wall.....
Aww yeah!
Everything always has to explode. That was a trailer, by the way. Look at that Gabe on the ground. Lollin'.
Oh, and there's Viggo Mortensen as the Satan! He makes a handsome Devil.
He sits like a bird too.
Then he eats a rose. Um. Okay.
Gabe having coffee with his new assistant. (The previous one died.) This entire scene was like from a sit com. I would totally watch Gabriel and His Posse. :(
Satan grabhands Thomas and whispers sweet nothings to his ear.
Gabe finds a. Um. A birthday candle?
Then he- ...
They're like little children. Everything has to go into the mouth. :(
A clever trap is sprung!
Then Gabe is being beat up with a pipe and a gun and whatever, yada yada.
Then um. Satan licks him?
"HAY GOOD TO SEE YOU BABE."
"HNNRGHGH"
Then they.. VIOLENTLY MAKE OUT? I AM NOT SURE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE.
Then he.. gets off by eating his heart.
YUP..
He looks like Rasputin. 8D
Haha, what the fuck.
Then Gabe died or something. Except not really I guess. The end.
In conclusion: I am so going to see the next two movies as well. Their plots actually sound like sitcoms. The second one is about Gabriel being banished into Earth as a human and trying to get back into Heaven and the third one is about him turning "good" and trying to redeem himself in the eyes of God. ROFL. I can't wait.
Also, have you seen Madonna's Bad Girl music video??
It has Christopher Walken WITH A SCARF.. AND AN UMBRELLA.. BEING CUTE WITH A HOT GIRL
I CAN'T
EVEN..
The Prophecy is a "horror/thriller" movie. It's made in the 90's and.. it shows.... It's so shitty that it was mostly an unintentional comedy, really. it has also some of the best dialogue ever, like "I will put you down and make you eat your mother's feces", and the worst acting EVER. I would look only slightly shocked, too, if Satan ate someone's heart in front of me.
The plot is retarded so I am not going to even summarize it.
But who the fuck cares any of this.
Here is Christopher motherfucking Walken as the goddamned Archangel Gabriel.
He actually kicked that door open. He kicks probably about three doors open during this movie. Oh baby.
A HA! THERE BE BLOOD ON THIS TABLE.
...
... (I'm not going to lie, I downloaded this movie just because I saw these screencaps somewhere.)
"I KNEW IT.."
"MY EX-BOYFRIEND SIMON WAS HEEEEEERRRE"
Then he goes to meet his beloved friend Jerry. Gabriel is funny because he can smell if someone is dying - he then pulls them back from the dead, making them sort of dead and alive at the same time, and forces them to work for him with the threat of making them live forever in agony if they don't do as he wishes.
The best angel.
Then he goes into a body.. room.. whatever is the proper term for one..
"AHA! THERE'S MY DEAD ASSISTANT."
Here's Uziel, he was.. his assistant, I guess.
I took this screencap to show his hands though? Grey nailpolish? Wtf man?
Hey, hey, look at this.
Oh man, sweet.
Angels sit like birds and that's adorable.
Makin' Jerry dig graves.
HE'S SO EXCITED!! He's going to suck out the soul of this really cruel and bitchy Vietnam veteran.
Mm <3
The soul was gone though. Simon hath gone and yoinketh it.
Christopher Walken in a hole lol.
Then he goes to meet Simon who's not feeling very well because of his earlier beatdown given from Uziel.
Then they're all touchy feely and reminisce the old good times.
And.. u-um.. hmm..
Then he burns Simon to death. We will always have Paris!
STALKING CHILDREN
lol was this shot necessary.
hay dude
that's the maincharacter of the movie in the left there. but again who the hell cares.
"Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said "Shhhhh!"
Is.. is he saying he fingered his mom?
He's.. showing some kid how to blow a trumpet.
It was an excuse to give him a minth, and then he looked at their mouths and checked if the soul was there. Yeah, um, the soul of the dead colonel. Because Simon took the soul and then he slipped it into some little girl. .. /shrug
Dude looks like a fricken lady. I'm not sure if it's intentional for this movie though because atleast in this movie, all angels are hermaphrodites... (they had a nice cracking of jokes at that when they did an autopsy on Uziel.)
I think Christopher Walken has always looked like a middle-aged woman, though.
GAH
Yes I would look exactly like this if I saw that too.
And yes, Thomas is Casey Jones from Turtles. 8D
Havin' a chat with Mary, who has the soul!
Then there's some REALLY LAME ACTION IN A.. SORT OF COOL WAY... like Gabe literally flicking his arm and Thomas flying through the fucking wall.....
Aww yeah!
Everything always has to explode. That was a trailer, by the way. Look at that Gabe on the ground. Lollin'.
Oh, and there's Viggo Mortensen as the Satan! He makes a handsome Devil.
He sits like a bird too.
Then he eats a rose. Um. Okay.
Gabe having coffee with his new assistant. (The previous one died.) This entire scene was like from a sit com. I would totally watch Gabriel and His Posse. :(
Satan grabhands Thomas and whispers sweet nothings to his ear.
Gabe finds a. Um. A birthday candle?
Then he- ...
They're like little children. Everything has to go into the mouth. :(
A clever trap is sprung!
Then Gabe is being beat up with a pipe and a gun and whatever, yada yada.
Then um. Satan licks him?
"HAY GOOD TO SEE YOU BABE."
"HNNRGHGH"
Then they.. VIOLENTLY MAKE OUT? I AM NOT SURE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE.
Then he.. gets off by eating his heart.
YUP..
He looks like Rasputin. 8D
Haha, what the fuck.
Then Gabe died or something. Except not really I guess. The end.
In conclusion: I am so going to see the next two movies as well. Their plots actually sound like sitcoms. The second one is about Gabriel being banished into Earth as a human and trying to get back into Heaven and the third one is about him turning "good" and trying to redeem himself in the eyes of God. ROFL. I can't wait.
Also, have you seen Madonna's Bad Girl music video??
It has Christopher Walken WITH A SCARF.. AND AN UMBRELLA.. BEING CUTE WITH A HOT GIRL
I CAN'T
EVEN..