Keep on Rockin' in the free world!
Hey, this is a note for anyone who thinks they can take a joke, as long as it doesn't pertain to your religion, or your God. You might get offended, but I'm willing to bet that a higher power that you may choose to believe in would find it pretty amusing. But then again, if they are omniscient, this might all be old news. Feel free to hate or love me, but I'm sure your God won't care. He's got better things to do. Or, maybe he doesn't exist (for all my atheist friends)
WWJD? What would Jesus Do, for those that aren't stuck in the 90s. Sometimes I like to stop what I'm doing, and wonder what Jesus would do in my place.
Sitting on a toilet, I wonder if all of Jesus's turds are floaters.
Driving to work, I think that Jesus would be just as pissed about people cutting him off as I am, but I wonder if he would flip them off, and if he did, would his middle finger have magical powers?
I wonder if Jesus brushes against a blind dude if they can then see.
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Eventually it occurs to me that Jesus was dead for a few days, and came back. As Zombie Jesus! Just think about it, he's turn water to wine so he'd have something good to wash down all those brains. I know there isn't much written in the bible about this. Because he ate them all. You all know it's true.
Also, I would just like to bring up the existance of raptor Jesus, the dinosaur that died for your sins.
Praise be to Raptor Jesus.
Pete
PS - To all whom I did accually offend. Lighten up, nothing is sacred enough to escape being picked on, it just takes some time for things to get funny. In a few years, please see my wonderful jokes on Cancer and Aids.
WWJD? What would Jesus Do, for those that aren't stuck in the 90s. Sometimes I like to stop what I'm doing, and wonder what Jesus would do in my place.
Sitting on a toilet, I wonder if all of Jesus's turds are floaters.
Driving to work, I think that Jesus would be just as pissed about people cutting him off as I am, but I wonder if he would flip them off, and if he did, would his middle finger have magical powers?
I wonder if Jesus brushes against a blind dude if they can then see.
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Eventually it occurs to me that Jesus was dead for a few days, and came back. As Zombie Jesus! Just think about it, he's turn water to wine so he'd have something good to wash down all those brains. I know there isn't much written in the bible about this. Because he ate them all. You all know it's true.
Also, I would just like to bring up the existance of raptor Jesus, the dinosaur that died for your sins.
Praise be to Raptor Jesus.
Pete
PS - To all whom I did accually offend. Lighten up, nothing is sacred enough to escape being picked on, it just takes some time for things to get funny. In a few years, please see my wonderful jokes on Cancer and Aids.