Nothin’ here that could int’rest you. well, well, well, you can never tell.
People seem to open up to me more than others. I'm not sure why. On the same hand, I'm most unsure why people who don't open up to me right away are so fascinating. Generally I can take what someone tells me, and comfort them, no matter how unusual what they tell me, and how far into uncharted waters I go. For example, let's use this situation that happened to me recently.
Hot Girl:"Well, when I was a kid, I once pooped on the floor, and then blamed it on the dog..."
Me:"Heh, well, I'm sure it happens to everyone. I mean, maybe you did it to spite your parents, or the dog...?"
Hot Girl"Gee, thanks Pete. You make me feel so much better. Let make out, after our dance party!"
Me: Again? ... oh, alright Angelina Jolie.
Wait, is she still hot stuff? I mean, like hot with two ts. Anywho.
I feel like this journal is similar SNL. It was good, a while ago. Now, it is just a bunch of stupid entries, with very little funny. I hope I, with the help of Lorne Michals, can turn it around. If not, I'll just have to kill everyone. I'm sorry, but it happens.
Anyways, time to go. Here's to hoping you aren't around me when I snap and start eating people.
Hot Girl:"Well, when I was a kid, I once pooped on the floor, and then blamed it on the dog..."
Me:"Heh, well, I'm sure it happens to everyone. I mean, maybe you did it to spite your parents, or the dog...?"
Hot Girl"Gee, thanks Pete. You make me feel so much better. Let make out, after our dance party!"
Me: Again? ... oh, alright Angelina Jolie.
Wait, is she still hot stuff? I mean, like hot with two ts. Anywho.
I feel like this journal is similar SNL. It was good, a while ago. Now, it is just a bunch of stupid entries, with very little funny. I hope I, with the help of Lorne Michals, can turn it around. If not, I'll just have to kill everyone. I'm sorry, but it happens.
Anyways, time to go. Here's to hoping you aren't around me when I snap and start eating people.