Dec 13, 2006 16:47
This is a pathetic journal entry, but here is the bulk of the essay I wrote for the promotion I recently got.
Why I should be a Student Manager of Sol’s
Well, I could start this essay with the obvious. I am great. I can make a turkey club wrap in under 15 seconds, on a bad day. Oh, and let’s not forget my favorite, I am the only person with a student manager shift, that still has to write a Student Manager essay. Aside from that, I seem to be able to get along with people, and I know my way around the store. While I can’t take over the store in its entirety (e.g., orders and bills), I could do get quite a few things done.
Things that happen outside of the store are also good reasons to promote me to student manager level. There was that time I saved a bus load of orphaned nun puppies. I think that must count for something. Also, I have proven my leadership skills, as I can get two of my three dogs to sit, if I have some ham, and five minutes. I also get along with others as long as they know I’m number one, and should be treated as such.
My life with Sol’s (also, a side note, is it Sol as in soul, or sal?) is probably what will get me promoted. I get along with others, especially the student managers. Have I ever told you how much they rock in a paper? I mean they are just the bomb, the shiz-nit if you will. I am aware that they will be reading this, by the way. Anyhow, to get back on track, I’d like to mention how much I rock. I very much rock. That is all.
For a quick look into the future, as a student manager, I plan on training my employees very well. Well enough to the point where if I’m not opening with them, they don’t need me. From there, I will sit in the back room, and watch them with the security cameras. I think it will be an interesting time; maybe I will bring a blanket and take a nap. God help whoever feels the need to disturb me from my napping.
In closing, I think I will thoroughly enjoy the pay increase, and the nifty dark gray polo shirt.
-Peter