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Giant Iceberg Penis!


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A good portion of the class has become addicted to Little Britain all thanks to our Reference teacher.

dj_bennyb do you have any on DVD? If so, may I borrow one? :)

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I had an interesting encounter with a bus driver yesterday...

I hopped on the bus at my usual Monday morning time. Everything was fine and dandy. About ten minutes later, as I was getting off the bus, the bus driver beckons me with his finger. I walk up to the front of the bus to see what he wants:

Bus Driver: I'd like to see your transit pass ( Read more... )

davila found this gem on our shelves, and suggested it for my Author's on Crack list......


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Lately I've been having some rotten luck when I go out to the movies. I either have someone constantly kicking the back of my seat, someone in front of me constantly texting on their cellphone throughout the movie (that little white glow in a dark theater is VERY annoying), or a group of teenagers who won't shut-up during the movie ( Read more... )

"Dear kids, you worship a God who got really mad and killed everyone."

- Ben (while looking at a Christian version of a children's activity book)

I LOVE my niece!

I made it to Mike's house before he got home from work yesterday. When he arrived, his niece was playing outside and wanted him to stay outside with her. However, when he saw me waving from the kitchen he wanted to come inside the house where *I* was :) So he says to his niece: "Amber, is it okay if I go inside?" --- and his niece ( Read more... )

The most rockin' version of the Star Wars theme song ever!

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Since I had the day off today, Mike and I went to A&W for lunch before he headed off to work. He places his order, then I place mine:

Me: I'll have a Mama Burger meal.
Clerk: Would you like cheese on your burger?
Me: No thanks.
Mike: What?!?! No cheese!?!?
Me: No....I don't like cheese on my burgers.
Mike: You do realize that that's like sacrilege ( Read more... )