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[muggy_mountain]

This is requested badfic for first_seventhe and bottle_of_shine. You don't want to read this unless you're one of them. I wrote this in a room full of drying paint with absolutely no ventilation. Also I was blindfolded. While riding in an astronaut's centrifuge full of hornets

Comments

[first_seventhe]

I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN DAYS

I'M SERIOUS, MY EYES, THEY ARE WEEPING

Thank you, so much. No other words would suffice.

i will let you know the reactions it gets!

[muggy_mountain]

I actually have NO idea what ya'll have in store for it.

[first_seventhe]

it's going to be a test/example/sample piece for betas ... oh god, the reactions.

[muggy_mountain]

:DD

Where is this beta training camp you speak of and are the gates locked?

I want to watch from afar.

[owlmoose]

Totally ignored your warnings, and I am so not sorry. I think we can pack up FF.net and go home now because you have written the ULTIMATE BADFIC. It has it all.

Pre-algebra ...and swordfighting! OMG I cannot breathe.

[muggy_mountain]

I am seriously considering putting this up at the Pit, just to gauge the reaction. D:

[owlmoose]

Under a pseudonym I hope....

[muggy_mountain]

Actually, probably not!

It's not like I have any kind of reputation to protect.

I think it'd be more interesting to see *that* reaction, anyway.

Though there's the (few) poor folks who have me favorited/watched.

Hmm!

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[kunstarniki]

Magnificent! A work of the most profound genius! OmigodthisisthemostwonderfulstoryIhaveeverread. updatesoonIcantwait.

I think you may just have brought on the Rapture.

Re: I

[muggy_mountain]

I think you may just have brought on the Rapture.

Actually, I think you're faaar more capable of that.

Nooj as a 7th grade shop teacher, perhaps?

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[kunstarniki]

Oddly enough, I did make the poor darling a teacher in one story. LOL

[saharasnow]

OMG precious ROFLMAO.

[muggy_mountain]

HOW DARE YOU LAFF AT ME, I HAVE WORKED SO HARD!!!! ;-;

[saharasnow]

COOKIES FOR YOU FOR WORKING SO HARD! [gets slapped]

I can just imagine all the lovely red/green underlines in Word when you wrote these.