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[muggy_mountain]

This is requested badfic for first_seventhe and bottle_of_shine. You don't want to read this unless you're one of them. I wrote this in a room full of drying paint with absolutely no ventilation. Also I was blindfolded. While riding in an astronaut's centrifuge full of hornets

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[owlmoose]

Totally ignored your warnings, and I am so not sorry. I think we can pack up FF.net and go home now because you have written the ULTIMATE BADFIC. It has it all.

Pre-algebra ...and swordfighting! OMG I cannot breathe.

[muggy_mountain]

I am seriously considering putting this up at the Pit, just to gauge the reaction. D:

[owlmoose]

Under a pseudonym I hope....

[muggy_mountain]

Actually, probably not!

It's not like I have any kind of reputation to protect.

I think it'd be more interesting to see *that* reaction, anyway.

Though there's the (few) poor folks who have me favorited/watched.

Hmm!

[owlmoose]

Anyone who hadn't seen this entry first would probably have a heart attack. :D

Totally missed the offhand Paine/Nooj/Rikku love triangle the first time through, BTW. Now I'm laughing even harder.