So, yesterday I learned two bits of news about two of my all-time favorite movie franchises. The news was not all that good. So, I thought, rather than express my own feelings about this news, I'd let the main characters of each franchise tell us how they feel about the news.

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So, some of you may recall that, earlier this year, I was just a skosh excited about a little 3D movie about fish eating people. You also probably gussed that I did not get to see it, based on the fact that I would totally have gushed and/or ranted about the film on here if I had ( Read more... )

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These days Hollywood is in the midst of a rabid frenzy. Almost every movie coming out these days is either a remake, a reboot, a sequel, or an adaptation (often of a truly bewildering property). The string of remakes is something I find particularly odious as 9 times out of 10 the studios pick a movie that is both less than 30 years old and was ( Read more... )