I was beginning to think that we had it better than the kids today when it came to children's programming. I was gravely mistaken when I came across Yo Gabba Gabba recently. I need to have kids soon so they can start watching this stuff.

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Carrots and green beans also want to party.

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All movie reviews should be written in the style seen below. There are no lines to read between and the author makes it real clear.

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National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets

I just got a long, sloppy hummer from National Treasure 2

And it was one of the weakest popshots I've had at the movies all year.

Now, I wasn't exactly thinking, "I'd like to ( Read more... )

Years ago when I was making a trip through the desert to get to Vegas, I was pulled over for speeding. I was coked up on several Red Bulls at the time and had to take a massive leak. But since exits are too far in between at times, I was driving as fast as I could to get to the next exit to relieve myself. After pleading with the officer, he let me ( Read more... )

Hilarious!