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I went home sick yesterday. It's amazing how the moment my feet walked through the door of my flat I
immediately felt 100% better. I gave a little skip of joy, removed all excess clothing and dedicated the rest of the day to sitting on my bottom watching Sex and The City (Season One before Carrie got annoying), Dr Phil
and reloading the board (in the futile hope that someone had posted). Today was much the same except that
I went to see my doctor. He called me love (only men and women of a certain age are allowed to call me love) and told me that I have infection that I've picked up from water or from exposure to fetal matter now, I've seen those horrible studies about how there is poo everywhere from the atm machines to cinema seats but I'm not sure how it's possible that I might have gotten enough exposure to fetal matter that an infection was born. Has old I've had a stroke at work secretly been putting little bits of her poo in my coffee?.
Speaking of work on a trip that all the work women and I recently took to a clairvoyant
brief summery of my session:
You will be married within two years. I think you should be a lawyer. You wil have two children. There is
a man sitting on your feet. I feel that you are soul mates. You can have many soul mates six or seven is possible, is that okay with you?. I see an adorable little boy. You will buy a house by the water.You are very spiritual and in your past life you were very musical, is that
alright dear? the man you will marry will have clean clothes. I think you should be a teacher because you're
very soft emotionally and very spiritual. You are engaged to this man (she pointed out a picture of Rhys and his family) I think that you are soul mates. You were very musical in your past life, I see a big house with lots of servents (no one was ever a pleb in their past life. Everyone's a princess)
Perhaps more informatively on the way there I found out how much everyone makes. I make the most out of everyone in my position which is great and all but frighteningly no one makes that much more than I do - including my boss. I think it's going to be difficult when I want more money (which is going to be in the next six months) Ieee!
immediately felt 100% better. I gave a little skip of joy, removed all excess clothing and dedicated the rest of the day to sitting on my bottom watching Sex and The City (Season One before Carrie got annoying), Dr Phil
and reloading the board (in the futile hope that someone had posted). Today was much the same except that
I went to see my doctor. He called me love (only men and women of a certain age are allowed to call me love) and told me that I have infection that I've picked up from water or from exposure to fetal matter now, I've seen those horrible studies about how there is poo everywhere from the atm machines to cinema seats but I'm not sure how it's possible that I might have gotten enough exposure to fetal matter that an infection was born. Has old I've had a stroke at work secretly been putting little bits of her poo in my coffee?.
Speaking of work on a trip that all the work women and I recently took to a clairvoyant
brief summery of my session:
You will be married within two years. I think you should be a lawyer. You wil have two children. There is
a man sitting on your feet. I feel that you are soul mates. You can have many soul mates six or seven is possible, is that okay with you?. I see an adorable little boy. You will buy a house by the water.You are very spiritual and in your past life you were very musical, is that
alright dear? the man you will marry will have clean clothes. I think you should be a teacher because you're
very soft emotionally and very spiritual. You are engaged to this man (she pointed out a picture of Rhys and his family) I think that you are soul mates. You were very musical in your past life, I see a big house with lots of servents (no one was ever a pleb in their past life. Everyone's a princess)
Perhaps more informatively on the way there I found out how much everyone makes. I make the most out of everyone in my position which is great and all but frighteningly no one makes that much more than I do - including my boss. I think it's going to be difficult when I want more money (which is going to be in the next six months) Ieee!