Dear Jan,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our horoscope doesn't match.
I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head outside of Chicago and I saw you drive out Manchester United's goalkeeper.

I'm sure you're man enough to understand how boring you are.

I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a ( Read more... )

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Me: *shows Ysab her planner* look! Look! I'm gonna go crazy on Thursday!
Ysab: Why, what's gonna happen?
Me: SA voyeurism report, which we have not made. Right after that I have German orals and quiz on verb conjugation, which I will not pass. If I don't get to print my photo on wednesday I have to print it during my break from 12 to 1:30 on Thursday ( Read more... )