Does she always talk like that?

Like what?

She changes direction on a dime.

Dude. You ain't seen nothing yet.

How do you keep up with her?

You get used to it after a while.

Think of it like a web page.

Her brain is like a web page?

Put that eyebrow away before somebody gets hurt. Yes, her brain is like a web page. Sorta.

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Is she like this every time?

No. Just the once before.

Who?

You didn't hear her threaten to emasculate you if you touched either one of us, did you?

Oh.

But what about...

That's a long story, mate. Long, and complicated.

And it involves multi-dimensional travel. And...

PACEY.

Oh, come on, man...

...

He's not kidding, is he?

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...Or maybe it's still Doris' fault. At any rate:

You need to be evil? No worries. I've been evil, pet, here's what you do...

Christ, don't listen to him. The trick to it is...

Col. Mosby, can I borrow your gun for a minute?

Here. You can't really miss at this range; just squeeze. And, uh, you prob'ly ought not to aim for anything vital ( Read more... )