midnight_fyre, this is YOUR damn fault...
...Or maybe it's still Doris' fault. At any rate:
You need to be evil? No worries. I've been evil, pet, here's what you do...
Christ, don't listen to him. The trick to it is...
Col. Mosby, can I borrow your gun for a minute?
Here. You can't really miss at this range; just squeeze. And, uh, you prob'ly ought not to aim for anything vital, or she's liable to get cranky.
Gee. I just need Jack O'Neill back there, too...
You called?
Oh, BUGGER ...
You need to be evil? No worries. I've been evil, pet, here's what you do...
Christ, don't listen to him. The trick to it is...
Col. Mosby, can I borrow your gun for a minute?
Here. You can't really miss at this range; just squeeze. And, uh, you prob'ly ought not to aim for anything vital, or she's liable to get cranky.
Gee. I just need Jack O'Neill back there, too...
You called?
Oh, BUGGER ...