Good lort, I don’t know if anybody’s out there but, I HAVE to start purging this bullshit before I die of amoebic dysentery...
My kids all have PhDs on Assholage; my whole family is into “re-branding.” They have all re-named themselves. I’m going to have to go back, re-read my prior entries and create a whole new cast list before I write this ( Read more... )

I posted this on my FB wall but I don't have full overlap between there and here so I'd like to reach out here, as well.

I ask everyone to be respectful and tomorrow, I'll weigh in.

What are your thoughts on children's vaccines?

AND

Regardless of your opinion, when do you think they should be given and how many per appointment?

Thank you so much and ( Read more... )

What's with this lame new Friend Page Layout that doesn't let me skip back more than 20 ( Read more... )

Some of you probably already know this...but my little baby Foofypoodle is all grown up - and headed to the U.S. Navy ( Read more... )

Squeaky does not know who The Jetsons OR The Flintstones are. I have failed as a mother in some regard. I comfort myself with the fact that she has never asked me for a Bratz doll...

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.

For those of you not on my FaceBook or those who are and missed it, I've made a somewhat big decision and here's the reason why ( Read more... )

Many of you were big fans of my "Isn't Squeaky the funniest kid??!" stories.

Pooker is now old enough to talk.

Here's what my life is starting to look like:

Scene 1: The Pecan household, dinner time.

The Pecans are gathered around the table.Ms. BP: Squeaky, please eat ( Read more... )

That damn movie, along with I Now Pronouce You Chuck And Larry, has been sitting in my house for over a week ( Read more... )