…well, now that I feel like an Amish transfer student, um…hi.

...gonna start writing again.

Just write, Ms. BP, just write.

I am hungry. Going gluten-free is a pain in the ass. I mean, it really isn't, but it sort of is because I don't eat enough damn food anyway and boiling a damn box of pasta, covering it in butter and snowflaking it with a container of parmy cheese is wicked easy. I seriously take ( Read more... )

Many of you were big fans of my "Isn't Squeaky the funniest kid??!" stories.

Pooker is now old enough to talk.

Here's what my life is starting to look like:

Scene 1: The Pecan household, dinner time.

The Pecans are gathered around the table.Ms. BP: Squeaky, please eat ( Read more... )

- December 29 -

You are fun to be with and have a good sense of humor. You are very ambitious and hate it when people try to bring you down. You are logical, social and loyal.


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I take my lunch every day at one PM ( Read more... )

I got an email on OKCupid today from a 23 year old guy in Morocco. In it, he says he's looking for a "serious girlfriend forever" because he's tired of "his lonliness and dull life". He adds, "Remember that distance, race,age, language, colour,country,tradition,creed,religion and culture are no barrier to our relationship of love.Uhm...? I'm not ( Read more... )

This truly made me smile.

Get jiggy, birdie!

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