BOSTON, Massachusetts (CNN) -- Electronic light boards featuring an adult-cartoon character triggered bomb scares around Boston on Wednesday, spurring authorities to close two bridges and a stretch of the Charles River before determining the devices were harmless.

( Oh, it gets better. )

I'm going to do a whole stream-of-consciousness, William Faulkner, kind of thing. Just go with it.

Blah, it's freaking freezing outside. I met Joe for dinner on Sunday night and I swear to god, I couldn't even smoke a full cigarette- my  hands got so cold they hurt. This is one of the reasons why I will never be a full-time smoker: cold weather.  ( Read more... )