Intellectual jokes
Originally posted by dreamer_easy at Intellectual jokes
From this thread on Reddit.
Q: What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.
Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.
Every word in this sentence is a gross misspelling of the word "tomato." --Doug Hofstadter
Our topology lecturer is so bad, he can't tell his ass from two holes in the ground.
What happens in the event horizon stays in the event horizon.
TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer."
The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?"
"Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."
A philosopher and a sociologist are sitting on the porch of a nudist colony.
The philosopher asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The sociologist replies, "Yes. I think it's the wicker chairs."
(If, like me, you end up scrolling helplessly, look for the one that starts "Fidel Castro, Vladimir Putin, and the Oort Cloud are riding on a train.")
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From this thread on Reddit.
Q: What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.
Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.
Every word in this sentence is a gross misspelling of the word "tomato." --Doug Hofstadter
Our topology lecturer is so bad, he can't tell his ass from two holes in the ground.
What happens in the event horizon stays in the event horizon.
TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer."
The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?"
"Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."
A philosopher and a sociologist are sitting on the porch of a nudist colony.
The philosopher asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The sociologist replies, "Yes. I think it's the wicker chairs."
(If, like me, you end up scrolling helplessly, look for the one that starts "Fidel Castro, Vladimir Putin, and the Oort Cloud are riding on a train.")
Also: