Child's Play {2/3}
Title: Child's Play
Pairing: General, bits of Yunjae, OT5
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Summary: Something strange happened to the YooSuMin. And Jaejoong and Yunho were given a whole new reason to be called "Umma" and "Appa" now.
Yunho and Jaejoong had woken up that morning thinking it would be a normal day off. Lounge around for a few hours, relax, maybe go shopping, but that was that was far from what was happening now. They are stuck in the house taking care of three toddlers who were more trouble than they'd hoped for.
Finally after the little tantrums have subsided Yunho and Jaejoong sat back down on the couch. Baby Min sitting and Yunho's lap, while Mini YooSu occupied Jaejoong's. They'd hate to admit it, especially in the light of things, but the three were actually pretty cute.
Jaejoong glanced over at Yunho who sat beside him in the couch. His head thrown back against the cushion, while baby Min rested his little head on his chest, occupying himself with the little charm that hung from Yunho's necklace.
Aw, he makes such a cute Appa! Jaejoong smiled, probably not realizing how exceedingly creepy it probably was. Mini YooSu sat on his own lap, their faces turned towards each other whispering quietly to each other in some sort of language he's never heard before. He wasn't surprised, YooSu always seemed to have a language of their own.
But he wouldn't put it past them if their little minds were plotting something evil. It was YooSu after all, just in adorable chibi-form
"Bweakfast~!" A little voice whined suddenly. They all turned their attention to baby Min who was now fully sitting up on Yunho's lap, his arms crossed and lips pouted.
"Oh, right! Breakfast! You guys still hungry?" Jaejoong asked the YooSu sitting quietly in his lap, they nodded and smile innocently. "Okay, let's eat then." He smiled to them and lifted them up in his arms.
Breakfast he could do.
~*~
"So… what do you three want to eat?" Yunho asked as he looked around in the cabinets for something that kids could eat.
"Chair-O's!" Baby Min shouted excitedly from the kitchen table. The three of them had to sit on a number of books to see over the table.
"I… don't think I know how to make that…." Jaejoong said unsurely and glanced over a Yunho. He's never heard of "Chair-O's" before, so he didn't think he could make it.
"You no know how make Chair-O's?" Min asked cutely, sounding thoroughly surprised.
"It's Cheerios, Minnie." Little Yoochun corrected and patted baby Min on the head sweetly.
"Dat's what I said! Chair-O's!"
"It's Cheerios!"
"Chair-O's!"
"Cheerios!"
"CHAIR-O's!!!"
"Okay! Chair-O's it is then!" Yunho interjected, clapping his hands together before the argument could escalate. He turned back to the cabinet to get the cereal, as Jaejoong reluctantly placed bowls out in front of the three. Yunho knew that if it wasn't for the situation now, Jaejoong would never let those three touch his favorite cereal.
Luckily, breakfast went by without much of a problem. Yunho and Jaejoong sat across from the three at the table eating their own breakfast. Jaejoong cooing every now and then at how cute baby Min was while trying to eat with the "bog boy" spoon.
"Aw, Yunnie! Look how sweet they are!" Jaejoong half-squealed, half-whispered to him. Yunho looked up from his breakfast to see Mini Chun whipping milk from Baby Min's face. It was, without a doubt, one of the most sweetest things Yunho has ever seen. But he didn't need to say it.
"All done! I win!" Mini Su suddenly exclaimed and threw his tiny arms up in the air in victory.
"It wasn't a race!" Mini Chun argued and pointed an accusing finger at Su.
"Yes it was, I just didn't tell. That's why I won! Yay me~! Can we go play now?" Junsu asked, leaving the conversation at that and turned to Yunho and Jaejoong. Jaejoong looked at Yunho and Yunho looked at Jaejoong.
"Yeah, I guess." Yunho finally said. "But stay away from anything breakable, or anything that would make a mess. In fact stay away from everything that has and 'on' switch."
"And anything that could hurt you!" Jaejoong shouted as an after thought as he watched the three race out of the kitchen in a mad dash. He heard Yunho sigh lightly as he stood to clear the table of the mornings dishes, like he did even before the YooSuMin got all chibi-fied.
"Something wrong, Yunnie?" Jaejoong asked as he placed the bowls in the sink running them over with warm water.
"How are you still so nonchalant about all this?" Yunho finally asked and turned to see Jaejoong still facing the sink.
"I don't know," he began, still not facing Yunho. "I guess I'm trying not to think too much about it. You know, waiting and seeing who things turn out."
"And what if they don't turn back, Jae? What are we going to do then?"
Jaejoong could hear the slight panic in Yunho's voice, something he wasn't really used to. "I guess we'll have to deal with that when the situation arises. Right now, all we should do is watch out for them, just like we've been doing for years." Jaejoong explained calmly, now fully facing Yunho with a gentle smile on his face.
"I guess you're right." Yunho sighed again.
"Of course I am. That's why I'm the Umma." Jaejoong smiled proudly.
Yunho chuckled, "Well at least you admit it."
Jaejoong opened his mouth preparing to defend himself but was suddenly cut short by a loud cry coming from one of "his babies" in the living room. And of course being the worried Umma he was, he rushed to them without a second though, Yunho not far behind.
When they finally came to the living room they saw who was crying. Junsu sat on his butt, head thrown back and tears streaming down his face. Baby Min was crawling over to him patting him on the shoulder. And Mini Chun was standing there as if he didn't know what to do. Yunho had the most logical explanation for this recent event.
"Yoochun, what did you do?" Yunho asked, crossing his arms over his chest in a very Appa-like manner.
"It wasn't me! I didn't do nothin'!" Mini Chun shouted, throwing his hands up in defense.
"Susu fall down go BOOM!" Baby Min explained with wide arm movements to exaggerate the "Boom".
Jaejoong didn't have time to coo on how cute that was since Mini Su was still sitting on the floor crying his eyes out. Doing the first thing he could think of, he immediately scooped Su into his arms and started bouncing him on his hip comfortingly.
"Shhh, it's okay baby." Jaejoong said quietly under Su's crying and trying to wipe the tears from his face. "Yunho, you watch these two while I calm down Su." He said as he made his way to the kitchen. Yunho nodded and looked back at YooMin who were already playing innocently on the floor.
Jaejoong sat Su down on the kitchen counter as he got a tissue to wipe his face more. "Don't cry, Su. Did you hurt yourself?" Jaejoong asked in a comforting tone.
Junsu nodded, tears still in his eyes.
"Where does it hurt?"
"Right here…" Su whined and pointed to his elbow. Jaejoong examined it to make sure he wasn't hurt too bad. "Right here?" Jaejoong pointed to the spot on his elbow, Su nodded wordlessly and Jaejoong placed a tender kiss on that spot. Junsu quickly stopped crying and looked at Jaejoong, sniffling with tears still in his eyes.
"All better?" Jaejoong smiled.
"I-it hurts here too." Su said quietly and pointed to his other elbow. Jaejoong chuckled and kissed it lightly.
"And here too." Su pointed to his cheek. Jaejoong placed another kiss.
"And here…" he pointed to his head. Jaejoong kissed again. The kissing when on for a little while longer. Jaejoong couldn't help it, his cuteness was just too much. Suddenly Yunho walked into the kitchen. He was holding Baby Min in one arm, while Mini Chun clung to his back like a monkey.
"Susu all better now?" Mini Chun asked curiously still clinging in to Yunho's neck.
"All better!" Junsu exclaimed excitedly and Jaejoong helped his down from the counter.
"Come 'ere Baby!" Mini Chun smiled and slithered down from Yunho's neck and ran over to wrap his arms around Junsu. Su giggled cutely and pushed him away playfully as he walked over to Yunho.
"I'm all better now! Can we play again?" He asked staring up at Yunho with a bright smile.
Yunho couldn't help but smile back, "Yeah, I guess you can, but be careful this time. And remember what I said about touching… you know… anything."
"Okay! Gimme Min now." Su said happily and he lifted his arms with grabby hands towards Min. Yunho seemed a little reluctant about giving the baby up, but finally let him go and handed him to Su. Then they all ran back into the living room together.
Yunho looked at Jaejoong who was leaning against the counter with a small smile on his face. Yunho walked over to him, "What are you smiling about?" he asked.
"You're getting attached. It's too cute!" Jaejoong cooed and pinched Yunho's cheek lightly before he could swat it away.
"No more than you are. You're the one who's attached most actually."
"Am not." Jaejoong argued.
"Are too." Yunho said, "But you're such a sweet little Umma. You'd make a great mother." He chuckled as he draped an arm over Jaejoong's shoulder.
Jaejoong scoffed, "I'm a man, Yunho."
"Oh. Right. I forgot."
"You suck." Jaejoong said but leaned into Yunho's arms anyway. It's been a long day, and it's not even over yet.
TBC
A/N: So obviously you noticed this fic it just plain and pointless cuteness. xD The next part will be the lat part! Expect more random cuteness then too. ^^ Well, comments are my inspiration! Please comment!!! <33333333