Child's Play {1/3}
Title: Child's Play
Pairing: General, bits of Yunjae, OT5
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Summary: Something strange happened to the YooSuMin. And Jaejoong and Yunho were given a whole new reason to be called "Umma" and "Appa" now.
I have got to be dreaming, Jaejoong thought to himself as he did a double-take at the scene in laid out in front of him. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes with the back of his hand to make sure he wasn't seeing things and checked again.
Nope, still there. Maybe if I pinch myself…
"OW! DAMNIT!" Jaejoong shouted rubbing the now sore spot on his arm.
"Ooh~! Imma tell on you~!" One of the kids said and pointing a chubby accusing finger at him. Jaejoong shut his eyes tight and looked again. This kid looked and sounded suspiciously like Changmin…
Hearing a familiar laugh, Jaejoong turned his attention to the couch. There he saw two more kids. The one who looked suspiciously like Yoochun (and grinning like him too) was tickling the other who oddly resembled Junsu (and laughed like him too). This can't be good.
Blinking a few more times and contemplating the situation, Jaejoong calmly turned on his heal and went back into the hall without a word. Yeah, this definitely feels like something Yunho should know about. Jaejoong thought as he made his way to Yunho's room.
Opening the door, he was glad to see that at least the leader was still normal. Well, as normal as one could describe Jung Yunho. He was sitting at the end of his bed, reading over something that looked all important and leader-like. Jaejoong just assumed he printed out a fanfic. He wouldn't be surprised, and he padded his way over to him.
"Hey, Yunho?"
"Hm?"
"I think something's wrong with the YooSuMin." Jaejoong explained calmly.
Yunho looked up at him, "What do you mean? Are they sick or something?"
"… or something…" Jaejoong mumbled while rubbing the back of his head. "And I swear I didn't do it!" he added as an afterthought.
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"How did this happen?" Yunho whispered to Jaejoong through clenched teeth as he continued to smile at the mini YooSuMin sitting on the couch across from where Jaejoong and himself sat.
"I don't know, I found them like this!" Jaejoong whispered back, also through clenched teeth, while still smiling at the children.
"What are we going to do with them?" Yunho urged, sounding almost desperate.
"You're the leader! You think of something!" Jaejoong replied.
The three children smiled innocently as they swung their chubby little legs to-and-fro. Mini Changmin was clinging onto mini Yoochun's arm and sucking his thumb. Mini Yoochun smiling innocently, which only made him look more suspicious. And Mini Junsu was humming softly to himself, staring intently as something shinny that caught his attention at the floor.
"So…" Jaejoong began awkwardly, trying to find something to say to the three. It was a well known fact that Jaejoong wasn't very good with children. He loved them, he just didn’t know who to talk to them. But since it was YooSuMin, maybe it'd be easier.
"How old are you guys~?" Jaejoong cooed in a baby's voice and tried to avoid Yunho's odd stare. Mini Yoochun pulled out his little hand and started counting on his fingers in serious concentration.
"I'm this much!" He said excitedly holding up five fingers.
"So, you're five?" Yunho asked, and Mini-Chun nodded excitedly. So that would make Su about four years old, and Min three. Yunho figured to himself.
"So… do you guys know how this happened?" Jaejoong asked.
"How what happened?" Mini-Su asked, tilting his head to the side cutely.
"How you three, you know, became so young?" Jaejoong tried to explain. But the three on the couch still didn't seem to understand what he meant. Which meant they obviously didn't know.
"I'm confoosed~!" Mini-Su whined and rubbed his head as if hit hurt from thinking to much.
"So, what's new?" Mini-Chun teased and stuck his tongue out at Su.
"Shut up you dodo head!"
"Don't call me a dodo head, you butt face!"
"Don't call me a butt face you… you… butt face!" Mini-Su shouted and crossed his arms over his chest and pouted sadly.
Jaejoong and Yunho too distracted by watching the mini YooSu argument, didn't notice little Changmin had gotten up until they realized he was standing right in front of Jaejoong, eyes wide and lips pouted.
"Uh… hi?" Jaejoong said unsurely, staring down at him.
"I hungwe~!" Mini-Min whined.
"You're what?" Jaejoong asked.
"Hungwe! Hungwe! Hungwe~!!!" Mini-Min shouted while jumping up and down throwing a tantrum.
Jaejoong looked questioningly at Yunho who only shrugged.
"He said he's hungry." Mini-Chun suddenly said as he walked over to Min to calm him down.
"Oh! Hungry. Right." Jaejoong said as he looked back at Yunho.
"Yes, well you three stay here. We'll find some breakfast for you." Yunho said as he stood from the couch and dragged stumbling Jaejoong behind him.
"Should we leave them alone? They're only babies!" Jaejoong half shouted as he was forcibly pulled into the hallway by Yunho.
"Yoochun's five… he can watch the other two… I hope." Yunho said the last part more to himself. "But first off… What the heck should we do?!" He said, finally turning to face Jaejoong.
"Um… cook them breakfast? What do kids eat nowadays?" Jaejoong said seriously as he began to ponder it.
"That's not what I meant! How could something like this happen? What are we going to do?" Yunho shouted, almost in a panic.
"Maybe it's one of those curses!" Jaejoong said and pointed at Yunho in revelation.
"A curse Jae? Who would put a curse on us?" Yunho asked skeptically.
"I don't know! Maybe an evil fan girl or something? She's probably mad we showed more skin than them for our comeback…" Jaejoong tried to explain, but Yunho only stared at him as if he had grown two heads.
"… I seriously think you need help Jae."
"You got a better explanation then?!"
"…"
"That's what I thought." he said and he crossed his arms over his chest in only a way a aggravated mother would do. Yunho sighed and rubbed the back of his head with his hand, "We definitely can't tell Manager Hyung about this." He finally said.
"Of course not, he'd blame it on us. Besides, it's probably one of those 24 hour curses anyways."
"… I'm just not going to ask how you know about this stuff."
"Good choice."
"So I guess we really are Umma and Appa now." Yunho said as he glanced back at the surprisingly quiet living room.
"Yeah…" Jaejoong said automatically. "Wait! …who's the umma?!"
"…"
"…"
Suddenly and ear shattering crash resounded though the hallway, breaking Jaejoong and Yunho from their awkward silence. It was coming from the living room where they left the mini YooSuMin.
"My babies!" Jaejoong shouted as he quickly dashed to the living room, leaving a gust of wind in his wake. Oh yeah… he's definitely the umma. Yunho thought.
Finally reaching the living room, they were happy to see no one was hurt. The only thing that was hurt however was the expensive lamp they bought from Paris a while ago. It laid shattered in the middle of the living room floor; the mini YooSuMin standing innocently around it.
"What happened here?" Yunho said in his most Appa-like voice. The three immediately pointed to one another without saying a word. Yunho sighed again.
"Okay! No body move." Jaejoong shouted. "Now, I want everyone to slowly back away from the glass." He said calmly as if he was explaining how to defuse a bomb. The three immediately did what was told and moved to the other side of the room, as Jaejoong began to clean up the mess.
"Whaaaaaaa~!!!" A cry suddenly caught everyone's attention. They all turned to the youngest who was now sitting on the floor, crying loudly for no apparent reason.
"See what you did Chunnie?! You made Minnie cry!" Junsu whined as he went over to the sobbing Min to try to comfort him. "It's okay Minnie, don't cry." Junsu said as he stroked Min's hair softly.
"How is it my fault?!" Yoochun shouted over Min's crying. "I didn't do nothin'!"
"You're da one who broke da light!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Yunho, can you do something please?!" Jaejoong finally shouted over the bickering children.
"What do you want me to do?!" Yunho shouted back.
"Comfort them damnit! Just make them quiet!"
Yunho sighed as he walked over to baby Min and lifted him up in his arms. "Shhh~ it’s okay Min. It's not your fault." He cooed gently as he bounced up and down with Min in his arms, rubbing reassuring circles on his back until he began to quiet down.
Mini YooSu noticed this treatment, that they would have none of that. They wanted to be held too. So, without delay, they promptly plopped down on their bottoms and began crying too. Jaejoong finally came back into the living room after discarding the shattered lamp.
"What's wrong with them?" he asked.
"I don't know, I think they want to be held too, you want to handle it?" Yunho whisper-shouted over the crying. Jaejoong sighed and walked over to the mini YooSu and lifted the both in his arms, mimicking Yunho's movement's with Changmin and comforted them softly.
If this was one of those 24 hour curses, it was going to be a long day.
TBC…
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A/N: Sorry for the pause in requests. I'm still in a high from Mirotic so I couldn't bring myslef to write the angst kmelia85 asked for. T_T But it's only a two-shot so I'll get back to requests soon. I want to finish them quickly because I finally planned the sequel to Artificial Intelligence!!! :D I'll start that when I'm done with requests!!! ^^
Incase you're wondering what the mini yoosumin looks like... sorta... XD
Mini Jusu! <3333
Mini Yoochun <3333
Mini MinSu <3333
*squishes* Well, comments are LOVE!!! ^^ Should I continue??<3