Child's Play {3/3}
Title: Child's Play
Pairing: General, bits of Yunjae, OT5
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Summary: Something strange happened to the YooSuMin. And Jaejoong and Yunho were given a whole new reason to be called "Umma" and "Appa" now.
Hours have passed and luckily there were no more incidents with the mini YooSuMin to speak of. They play quietly amongst themselves in the living room, while Yunho and Jaejoong occupied their time doing "grown up things" which was mostly just watching the chibi's play because they had nothing better to do. And plus Jaejoong was insistent on keeping an eye on them in case anyone got hurt again. But mostly he just liked watching them play.
He loved how Yoochun sometime took the upper hand and acted as a big brother to the younger two, even though he rarely did that when he was himself. And both mini Chun and Su were both rather protective over baby Min, which they were usually anyway but would never admit it. But now they showed it openly, always coddling the little boy, arguing over him, and hugging him whenever they got the chance. But Jaejoong couldn't blame them, baby Min was freaking adorable.
Right now, Yoochun had taken the initiative to tickle Junsu mercilessly on the floor. The room was filled with the sound of Su's unique laughter and baby Min's clapping and giggling as he bounced up and down on his bottom. Jaejoong noticed out the corner of his eye that Yunho was smiling, obviously thinking the three were just as cute as Jaejoong did.
"Yunnie~ You're smiling!" Jaejoong whispered as he poked Yunho in the side.
"So?" Yunho replied nonchalantly as he inspected his fingernails.
"You're so cute when you pretend you don't care how cute they are." Jaejoong cooed and pinched Yunho's cheek. He's definitely been around the chibi's for too long, Yunho thought as he swatted Jaejoong's hand away.
Happening to glance at the clock at the far side of the room, he would have failed to notice how late it was getting. Now, Yunho wasn't an expert or anything, but he was sure kids ate dinner too. And any moment now one of the chibi's would be noticing too.
As if on cue, a low rumble erupted from the belly of one of the chibi's.
"Uh-oh, Minnie's hungry again." Junsu said and all eyes turned to the youngest chibi.
"Minnie hungwe! Minnie hungwe! Minnie hungwe~!" Little Min complained as he bounced up and down on his bottom.
Yunho turned to Jaejoong, "So, Umma… what's for dinner?"
~*~
Note to self: Do NOT give toddlers messy food… Jaejoong thought to himself as he watched the disappointed expression on Yunho's face. His foot tapping and arms crossed over his chest in a very irritated Appa-like manner. He stared down at the three innocent looking chibi's covered in sauce from head to toe with seemingly innocent smiles plastered on their faces. He was not a happy man.
"What did I tell you guys about making messes?" Yunho asked sternly as he continued to tap his foot in irritation.
Mini Yoochun raised his hand slowly. "Um… not to?" he said with a smile.
"Exactly. And what did the three of you do?"
"Made a mess…" The three chanted in unison and dropped their heads down.
"So, do you know what that means?"
The three chibi's looked at each other unsurely until Jaejoong chimed in "It means it's bath time!" He exclaimed as he stepped in front of Yunho before he could frighten his babies anymore. Just as Yunho was about to object and jump in, he was instantly interrupted.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Mini Chun shouted as he jumped down from the chair and made a mad dash towards the door. Yunho and Jaejoong turned curiously to the two remaining chibi's in hopes for and explanation.
"Chunnie no like bath time." Baby Min mumbled calmly with a thumb in his mouth.
"I'll go get him." Yunho sighed as he turned on his heel and left the room to chase the screaming Yoochun.
Jaejoong then turned back to the mini MinSu who sat quietly. Mini Su swayed to and fro in his seat while humming softly to himself as Baby Min continued to suck his thumb. Jaejoong figured it was because there was still some sauce on it.
"So… Who's first for bath time?" Jaejoong finally said as he stared as the sauce coated chibi's.
"Minnie can't go all by himself." Su said as he turned to baby Min, "You wanna go with me Minnie?" he asked the youngest who only nodded wordlessly in response.
"Well… okay. I guess it will save time." Jaejoong thought out loud to himself and tried not to think how he could use it as blackmail against them later. Suddenly Yunho came back in the room with a whimpering Yoochun in reluctantly in tow.
"Would you feel better if you all took a bath together, Chunnie?" Jaejoong said as he kneeled before the young boy and ignored Yunho's odd stare. He's been getting a lot of those lately. Yoochun only sniffled and nodded a bit.
"Well it's settled then!" Jaejoong exclaimed as he stood up and clapped his hands together. "The mini's will bathe together… no matter how awkward it is for them later."
"Are you sure about this Jae?" Yunho half whispered as he leaned over to him.
"I'm sure. It'll save time and we can get them to bed sooner. I'll take care of the kids and you clean up the mess in the kitchen, okay?" Jaejoong said with a smile as he patted Yunho on the shoulder.
"Yes, Umma."
"Good luck Appa."
~*~
Jaejoong ran the cloth over mini Su's back as he sat across from Yoochun and Baby Min in the bathwater. He knelt down on the out side of the tub as he washed away the hardening sauce that's been there for far too long. Baby Min was giggling as he played with the bubbles in the bath and threw them at an oblivious Junsu who just hummed to himself, obviously enjoying the bath.
Jaejoong was glad Yoochun had taken the initiative to be the older brother again and helped wash Baby Min who sat comfortably between the YooSu in the shallow, soapy bathwater. The chibi's weren't so bad when the were behaving, Jaejoong kind of liked taking care of them.
Once the chibi's were dried, clean, and dressed, it was already pretty late. And chibi's around their age needed to get to bed soon. Jaejoong was relieved, it's been a really, really, long day. He was ready to drop dead asleep any minute.
"Ahh~" Mini Su sighed as he stretched his chubby little arms over his head in a big yawn. That caused a chain of reaction, first to baby Min, then to Mini Chun, and then to Jaejoong himself.
"You guys tired?" Jaejoong said after his yawn. The three chibi's only nodded and whipped the sleep from their eyes. That's when Yunho walked back into the room.
"Time for bed?" he asked.
"Time for bed." Jaejoong replied.
"Good, should we put them all in one bed?" Yunho asked as he walked over to the Mini YooSu and lifted them up in his arms, as Jaejoong did the same to Baby Min.
"Yeah, that's a good idea." Jaejoong said with another yawn as baby Min snuggled up in his chest.
They laid the chibi's down in one bed. The mini YooSu on either side if baby Min, their arms instinctively wrapped around the youngest as they cuddled up to each other. Jaejoong and Yunho tucked them in tightly.
"Okay, goodnight boys." Jaejoong said softly as he stood up to leave with Yunho.
"Wait! Kiss!" Baby Min shouted suddenly and opened his arms to Yunho and Jaejoong. They chuckled to themselves at the cuteness and walked over to the chibi's place kisses on each of their foreheads.
"Okay, sleep tight now." Yunho said as he ruffled Chun's hair affectionately.
"Night. Night." The chibi's chanted in unison and cuddled back up to each other.
~*~
Yunho and Jaejoong finally made it back to the other room and flopped down tiredly on the bed. No words were spoken between the two, mostly because they were too tired to say anything. They spent the whole day playing Umma and Appa with the three chibi members of their group, what else is there to say?
"This isn't your bed." Yunho mumbled into his pillow.
"Don't care, can't move." Jaejoong mumbled back.
Once they regained most of their strength they gravitated under the blankets and whisked off to sleep. It only seemed like a few minutes have passed until Jaejoong felt a small tug at the end of his blankets. Not thinking much of it he went back to sleep, that was until he felt a somewhat harder tug.
Finally opening his eyes he seen mini Su staring up at him with big eyes, one small hand still gripping his blanket tightly. Jaejoong had to blink a few times to adjust his sight and make sure he wasn't seeing things. He was still standing there.
"What's the matter, Su?" Jaejoong said quietly as he ruffled Su's hair.
"Can I sleep with you?" Mini Su said as he pouted cutely up at him. Jaejoong sighed but smiled anyways as he lifted Junsu up in to the bed and laid him down beside him. Junsu smiled and snuggled into Jaejoong's chest and they both fell back asleep.
As soon as sleep took over once again it wasn't long at all until Yunho felt another tug on his side of the bed. Yunho whipped the sleep from his eyes and looked to see mini Chun standing in front of him, with baby Min holding on to his hand. Yunho blinked a few times.
"What's wrong guys?" Yunho asked tiredly as he whipped his eyes again.
"Can we sweep wit you?" Baby Min asked cutely. Yunho obviously couldn't say no to that and he lifted them both to the bed. Yoochun crawled over to snuggled beside Jaejoong and Junsu, while Min snuggled up to Yunho between them. Finally they could all go back to sleep.
~*~
The sun peaked in though the curtains the next morning shinning brightly into Jaejoong's eyes. He squinted at the sun and felt a heavy weight on his chest. He blinked a few times to adjust to the sunlight and looked down. He was surprised to see two full grown men snuggling up to his chest and sleeping soundly.
He looked over to his right and seen a now full grown Changmin snuggling up to Yunho's side. So, I guess that means the boys are back and the curse is over. Jaejoong thought as he tried to adjust his position. That in turn woke up Yoochun who looked around dazed liked for a moment until looking up at Jaejoong.
"What’s going on?" He asked.
"So you don’t remember?" Jaejoong asked curiously. Yoochun shook his head and looked over at Junsu who now began to stir in his sleep.
"Did we get drunk of something?"
"No, just forget it. It's not important." Jaejoong said as he sighed and rested his head back. He was kind of happy to have the old YooSuMin back, but he will miss the cuteness of the chibi's though.
"Hey! Junsu! Get up!" Yoochun shouted and shook Junsu awake. Junsu mumbled something incoherent before burying his face back in Jaejoong's side. They were still the same as always and Jaejoong smiled again.
"Yunho… why are you holding me?" They heard Changmin's voice on the other side of the bed as he poked Yunho in the ribs. Yunho grunted and opened his eyes as he looked around to see the YooSuMin back to normal. "Oh, sorry." Yunho said with a yawn as he released the youngest.
"I'm not going to ask what’s going on here, because I assume I don't want to know." Changmin said as he sat up and whipped the sleep from his eyes as well. Jaejoong nodded pushed the fully grown YooSu off of him so he could finally breathe.
"Yeah, we're just going to not speak of this." Yoochun said as he sat up too. "Let's go get something to eat." He said as he grabbed Junsu and Changmin's arms and tugged them out of the room.
Jaejoong and Yunho laid in bed silently in the now quiet room. Again they were at a loss of words to say. What should they say to each other after and incident such as this. Both Jaejoong and Yunho were glad things were back to normal, because it is a lot of work taking care of three toddlers, especially when it's the YooSuMin.
"Hey, Yunho?"
"Yeah?"
"…Let's have a baby…"
THE END! ^.^
A/N: It's over!!! My brain is fried from the fluff... seriously. I need to write smut now. xD Expect and extremely smutty sequel to Love thy Neighbor in the near future... And if you're wondering how all that happened to the YooSuMin... let's just say Jaejoong's not as crazy as he seems. *maniacal laughter* Anyhoo... Thank all of you who read and comment! You make me so happy! Love you all!
Pairing: General, bits of Yunjae, OT5
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Summary: Something strange happened to the YooSuMin. And Jaejoong and Yunho were given a whole new reason to be called "Umma" and "Appa" now.
Hours have passed and luckily there were no more incidents with the mini YooSuMin to speak of. They play quietly amongst themselves in the living room, while Yunho and Jaejoong occupied their time doing "grown up things" which was mostly just watching the chibi's play because they had nothing better to do. And plus Jaejoong was insistent on keeping an eye on them in case anyone got hurt again. But mostly he just liked watching them play.
He loved how Yoochun sometime took the upper hand and acted as a big brother to the younger two, even though he rarely did that when he was himself. And both mini Chun and Su were both rather protective over baby Min, which they were usually anyway but would never admit it. But now they showed it openly, always coddling the little boy, arguing over him, and hugging him whenever they got the chance. But Jaejoong couldn't blame them, baby Min was freaking adorable.
Right now, Yoochun had taken the initiative to tickle Junsu mercilessly on the floor. The room was filled with the sound of Su's unique laughter and baby Min's clapping and giggling as he bounced up and down on his bottom. Jaejoong noticed out the corner of his eye that Yunho was smiling, obviously thinking the three were just as cute as Jaejoong did.
"Yunnie~ You're smiling!" Jaejoong whispered as he poked Yunho in the side.
"So?" Yunho replied nonchalantly as he inspected his fingernails.
"You're so cute when you pretend you don't care how cute they are." Jaejoong cooed and pinched Yunho's cheek. He's definitely been around the chibi's for too long, Yunho thought as he swatted Jaejoong's hand away.
Happening to glance at the clock at the far side of the room, he would have failed to notice how late it was getting. Now, Yunho wasn't an expert or anything, but he was sure kids ate dinner too. And any moment now one of the chibi's would be noticing too.
As if on cue, a low rumble erupted from the belly of one of the chibi's.
"Uh-oh, Minnie's hungry again." Junsu said and all eyes turned to the youngest chibi.
"Minnie hungwe! Minnie hungwe! Minnie hungwe~!" Little Min complained as he bounced up and down on his bottom.
Yunho turned to Jaejoong, "So, Umma… what's for dinner?"
~*~
Note to self: Do NOT give toddlers messy food… Jaejoong thought to himself as he watched the disappointed expression on Yunho's face. His foot tapping and arms crossed over his chest in a very irritated Appa-like manner. He stared down at the three innocent looking chibi's covered in sauce from head to toe with seemingly innocent smiles plastered on their faces. He was not a happy man.
"What did I tell you guys about making messes?" Yunho asked sternly as he continued to tap his foot in irritation.
Mini Yoochun raised his hand slowly. "Um… not to?" he said with a smile.
"Exactly. And what did the three of you do?"
"Made a mess…" The three chanted in unison and dropped their heads down.
"So, do you know what that means?"
The three chibi's looked at each other unsurely until Jaejoong chimed in "It means it's bath time!" He exclaimed as he stepped in front of Yunho before he could frighten his babies anymore. Just as Yunho was about to object and jump in, he was instantly interrupted.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Mini Chun shouted as he jumped down from the chair and made a mad dash towards the door. Yunho and Jaejoong turned curiously to the two remaining chibi's in hopes for and explanation.
"Chunnie no like bath time." Baby Min mumbled calmly with a thumb in his mouth.
"I'll go get him." Yunho sighed as he turned on his heel and left the room to chase the screaming Yoochun.
Jaejoong then turned back to the mini MinSu who sat quietly. Mini Su swayed to and fro in his seat while humming softly to himself as Baby Min continued to suck his thumb. Jaejoong figured it was because there was still some sauce on it.
"So… Who's first for bath time?" Jaejoong finally said as he stared as the sauce coated chibi's.
"Minnie can't go all by himself." Su said as he turned to baby Min, "You wanna go with me Minnie?" he asked the youngest who only nodded wordlessly in response.
"Well… okay. I guess it will save time." Jaejoong thought out loud to himself and tried not to think how he could use it as blackmail against them later. Suddenly Yunho came back in the room with a whimpering Yoochun in reluctantly in tow.
"Would you feel better if you all took a bath together, Chunnie?" Jaejoong said as he kneeled before the young boy and ignored Yunho's odd stare. He's been getting a lot of those lately. Yoochun only sniffled and nodded a bit.
"Well it's settled then!" Jaejoong exclaimed as he stood up and clapped his hands together. "The mini's will bathe together… no matter how awkward it is for them later."
"Are you sure about this Jae?" Yunho half whispered as he leaned over to him.
"I'm sure. It'll save time and we can get them to bed sooner. I'll take care of the kids and you clean up the mess in the kitchen, okay?" Jaejoong said with a smile as he patted Yunho on the shoulder.
"Yes, Umma."
"Good luck Appa."
~*~
Jaejoong ran the cloth over mini Su's back as he sat across from Yoochun and Baby Min in the bathwater. He knelt down on the out side of the tub as he washed away the hardening sauce that's been there for far too long. Baby Min was giggling as he played with the bubbles in the bath and threw them at an oblivious Junsu who just hummed to himself, obviously enjoying the bath.
Jaejoong was glad Yoochun had taken the initiative to be the older brother again and helped wash Baby Min who sat comfortably between the YooSu in the shallow, soapy bathwater. The chibi's weren't so bad when the were behaving, Jaejoong kind of liked taking care of them.
Once the chibi's were dried, clean, and dressed, it was already pretty late. And chibi's around their age needed to get to bed soon. Jaejoong was relieved, it's been a really, really, long day. He was ready to drop dead asleep any minute.
"Ahh~" Mini Su sighed as he stretched his chubby little arms over his head in a big yawn. That caused a chain of reaction, first to baby Min, then to Mini Chun, and then to Jaejoong himself.
"You guys tired?" Jaejoong said after his yawn. The three chibi's only nodded and whipped the sleep from their eyes. That's when Yunho walked back into the room.
"Time for bed?" he asked.
"Time for bed." Jaejoong replied.
"Good, should we put them all in one bed?" Yunho asked as he walked over to the Mini YooSu and lifted them up in his arms, as Jaejoong did the same to Baby Min.
"Yeah, that's a good idea." Jaejoong said with another yawn as baby Min snuggled up in his chest.
They laid the chibi's down in one bed. The mini YooSu on either side if baby Min, their arms instinctively wrapped around the youngest as they cuddled up to each other. Jaejoong and Yunho tucked them in tightly.
"Okay, goodnight boys." Jaejoong said softly as he stood up to leave with Yunho.
"Wait! Kiss!" Baby Min shouted suddenly and opened his arms to Yunho and Jaejoong. They chuckled to themselves at the cuteness and walked over to the chibi's place kisses on each of their foreheads.
"Okay, sleep tight now." Yunho said as he ruffled Chun's hair affectionately.
"Night. Night." The chibi's chanted in unison and cuddled back up to each other.
~*~
Yunho and Jaejoong finally made it back to the other room and flopped down tiredly on the bed. No words were spoken between the two, mostly because they were too tired to say anything. They spent the whole day playing Umma and Appa with the three chibi members of their group, what else is there to say?
"This isn't your bed." Yunho mumbled into his pillow.
"Don't care, can't move." Jaejoong mumbled back.
Once they regained most of their strength they gravitated under the blankets and whisked off to sleep. It only seemed like a few minutes have passed until Jaejoong felt a small tug at the end of his blankets. Not thinking much of it he went back to sleep, that was until he felt a somewhat harder tug.
Finally opening his eyes he seen mini Su staring up at him with big eyes, one small hand still gripping his blanket tightly. Jaejoong had to blink a few times to adjust his sight and make sure he wasn't seeing things. He was still standing there.
"What's the matter, Su?" Jaejoong said quietly as he ruffled Su's hair.
"Can I sleep with you?" Mini Su said as he pouted cutely up at him. Jaejoong sighed but smiled anyways as he lifted Junsu up in to the bed and laid him down beside him. Junsu smiled and snuggled into Jaejoong's chest and they both fell back asleep.
As soon as sleep took over once again it wasn't long at all until Yunho felt another tug on his side of the bed. Yunho whipped the sleep from his eyes and looked to see mini Chun standing in front of him, with baby Min holding on to his hand. Yunho blinked a few times.
"What's wrong guys?" Yunho asked tiredly as he whipped his eyes again.
"Can we sweep wit you?" Baby Min asked cutely. Yunho obviously couldn't say no to that and he lifted them both to the bed. Yoochun crawled over to snuggled beside Jaejoong and Junsu, while Min snuggled up to Yunho between them. Finally they could all go back to sleep.
~*~
The sun peaked in though the curtains the next morning shinning brightly into Jaejoong's eyes. He squinted at the sun and felt a heavy weight on his chest. He blinked a few times to adjust to the sunlight and looked down. He was surprised to see two full grown men snuggling up to his chest and sleeping soundly.
He looked over to his right and seen a now full grown Changmin snuggling up to Yunho's side. So, I guess that means the boys are back and the curse is over. Jaejoong thought as he tried to adjust his position. That in turn woke up Yoochun who looked around dazed liked for a moment until looking up at Jaejoong.
"What’s going on?" He asked.
"So you don’t remember?" Jaejoong asked curiously. Yoochun shook his head and looked over at Junsu who now began to stir in his sleep.
"Did we get drunk of something?"
"No, just forget it. It's not important." Jaejoong said as he sighed and rested his head back. He was kind of happy to have the old YooSuMin back, but he will miss the cuteness of the chibi's though.
"Hey! Junsu! Get up!" Yoochun shouted and shook Junsu awake. Junsu mumbled something incoherent before burying his face back in Jaejoong's side. They were still the same as always and Jaejoong smiled again.
"Yunho… why are you holding me?" They heard Changmin's voice on the other side of the bed as he poked Yunho in the ribs. Yunho grunted and opened his eyes as he looked around to see the YooSuMin back to normal. "Oh, sorry." Yunho said with a yawn as he released the youngest.
"I'm not going to ask what’s going on here, because I assume I don't want to know." Changmin said as he sat up and whipped the sleep from his eyes as well. Jaejoong nodded pushed the fully grown YooSu off of him so he could finally breathe.
"Yeah, we're just going to not speak of this." Yoochun said as he sat up too. "Let's go get something to eat." He said as he grabbed Junsu and Changmin's arms and tugged them out of the room.
Jaejoong and Yunho laid in bed silently in the now quiet room. Again they were at a loss of words to say. What should they say to each other after and incident such as this. Both Jaejoong and Yunho were glad things were back to normal, because it is a lot of work taking care of three toddlers, especially when it's the YooSuMin.
"Hey, Yunho?"
"Yeah?"
"…Let's have a baby…"
THE END! ^.^
A/N: It's over!!! My brain is fried from the fluff... seriously. I need to write smut now. xD Expect and extremely smutty sequel to Love thy Neighbor in the near future... And if you're wondering how all that happened to the YooSuMin... let's just say Jaejoong's not as crazy as he seems. *maniacal laughter* Anyhoo... Thank all of you who read and comment! You make me so happy! Love you all!