Jun 28, 2006 23:47
Why do the teams I like have to be so goddamn stupid and awful?
The Hawks draft Sheldon Williams? What the fuck? He's the exact same player as the entire team. HAWKS - YOU NEED A POINT GUARD, NOT ANOTHER BIG FUCKER WHO IS USELESS AND AWFUL. Same goddamn thing in round 2!!!
The Mavs decide their big need is "a guy who can be a shut-down guy at the 2 spot," not, you know, SOMEONE WHO CAN FUCKING SCORE ON A REGULAR BASIS SO THAT THE MAVS DON'T LOSE THREE GAMES IN THE FINALS BY 3 POINTS OR LESS?!? And then they pick some complete nobody who doesn't even have a change of making the team? Why not pick, you know, someone who can fucking score? I don't know, Pittsnogle, maybe? Might be nice to have someone who can hit 3-pointers instead a team full of people who can't shoot worth a fucking goddamn? Fucking assholes claimed they drafted Ager to stop people like Wade!?!!!!!! Wade scored all of his goddamn points on fucking foul shots! This new fuck will just foul out in 10 minutes!
These drafts are just so goddamn stupid. There are literally thousands (if not hundreds of thousands) of fantasy sports "managers" who could run a pro team better than anyone currently working in any front office. These fuckers just do the stupidest, most random shit.
What the fuck.