Out-dick Jim Bunning ( Read more... )

doing right for the wrong reasons is still doing right? doing right for completely insance made up reasons...?

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/2/10/835807/-Just-when-you-thought-the-crazy-couldnt-get-crazier

The worst is coming home to an empty apartment after a long miserable day ( Read more... )

“everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal; anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really. Apply this list to movies, rock music ( Read more... )

tommorow morning i will be getting onto a plane and heading to Blueridge Mountain North Carolina. The YMCA is sending me to a national training retreat for the balance of the week ( Read more... )

so i went to my dentist appointment today during my lunch break at work. a tooth has been sore when i chew way in the back. well it turns out it was a wisdom tooth that came in split and got rotted up. anyway first time at this dentist and half an hour in, ink still wet on my paperwork, and he had a pair of plyers in my mouth pulling out the ( Read more... )

i have seen it. where the good cars go to die, and are then brought back. the doors that don't close right. the mis-matched seats. the little tiny flags everywhere. guys with bad teeth and limps making offerings of brand X oil. the car zombie apocalypse is coming my friends.

shopping for a used car blows.

i am a fool.

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

when the thought of dealing with meeting new people and unappealing borning conversations, exhaustive drama, etc etc etc all out weighs the benefits of meaningless sex i just have to face facts.   its ok, i have no sex drive left.