Jean Claude Van What?

[mrdaveems]

Do you remember the movie written by and starring Jean claude Van Damm called "The Quest." a.k.a. bloodspot infinity: we're out of ideas. There was a Summo wrestler in that. The Mongolian behemoth guy like almost killed him with one punch to the stomach, but then Jean claude avenged his friends death at the the hands of the behemoth, and saved

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[schmeghs]

vagina of fury...haha. is it chris christopherson or kris kristopherson? i thought it was the k's but you're the expert. dude that smallville guy, tom welling (i think), is friggin tasty! dear god!!! and that chick is pretty damn hot too! i have to take a cold shower whenever i see a hot steamy scene in a commercial for that show. i'll bet superman likes it rough in the sack "yea baby tie me up...yeaaaaaaa now rub that kryptonite on me...oh oh oooooooooo yeaaaaa now stick your finger in my..." well you got the point.

[mrdaveems]

no, no , i don't, in his what?

[schmeghs]

ass

[mrdaveems]

oh, ok, interesting. he's an alien. he might not have an ass

[lazy_hobbit]

Kris Kristopherson, because he's too cool for "C"s

The Quest rocked man, though I've only watched the Director's cut, which includes Willy Nelson and his hellfire shotgun taking out demons, and Raiden from Mortal Combat.

[mrdaveems]

Wow, now i really need to see the directors cut because on fo my goals in lfie was to see willy nelson kill demons with a shotgun

[lazy_hobbit]

Just wait for the zombie apocalypse, then he'll be doing it like its his job.

[mrdaveems]

I know, that's y zombies will never win