Jean Claude Van What?

[mrdaveems]

Do you remember the movie written by and starring Jean claude Van Damm called "The Quest." a.k.a. bloodspot infinity: we're out of ideas. There was a Summo wrestler in that. The Mongolian behemoth guy like almost killed him with one punch to the stomach, but then Jean claude avenged his friends death at the the hands of the behemoth, and saved

Comments

[lazy_hobbit]

Kris Kristopherson, because he's too cool for "C"s

The Quest rocked man, though I've only watched the Director's cut, which includes Willy Nelson and his hellfire shotgun taking out demons, and Raiden from Mortal Combat.

[mrdaveems]

Wow, now i really need to see the directors cut because on fo my goals in lfie was to see willy nelson kill demons with a shotgun

[lazy_hobbit]

Just wait for the zombie apocalypse, then he'll be doing it like its his job.

[mrdaveems]

I know, that's y zombies will never win

[lazy_hobbit]

Plus, they don't have the awesome power of Dave'ems, Mike the Milkman and Justin the hairdresser on their side.

[mrdaveems]

U're a hairdresser? since when? i'm mea i'm proud of you, but when did u do that?

Also, what is mike milking? if its Death, or destruction (i.e. the milkman of destruction and chaos) then awesome, if not, maybe he should find a new subtitle....unless he just likes killing things while wearing a milkman's uniform

[lazy_hobbit]

I've always had the innate power of hairstyling. It was something given to me at the moment of total consciousness.

Mike just likes to wear the Milkman uniform so that he's justified in smelling like sour milk all the time.

[mrdaveems]

its like the highlander, we can always sense him coming, but its not an immortal sense, tis jsut bad milk. maybe he should just stop drinking bad milk. i mean its like he waits til it expires to drink it

[lazy_hobbit]

He does wait until it expires, then once it does, he rolls around in it, like a dog.