Jean Claude Van What?
Do you remember the movie written by and starring Jean claude Van Damm called "The Quest." a.k.a. bloodspot infinity: we're out of ideas. There was a Summo wrestler in that. The Mongolian behemoth guy like almost killed him with one punch to the stomach, but then Jean claude avenged his friends death at the the hands of the behemoth, and saved the day with his vagina of fury. Man, that movie sucked. It should have starred Chris Christopherson. He probally would have whipped out a shotgun and just started murdering everyone, and then when you thought he lost his shotgun, blam, he pulls out another one. He would have used the golden dragon he wins from murdering everyone at the tournament to buy a metal cybornetic hand, that has extra grip and punching power. It also has a laser and a spatula attachment because he's a man that kills and cooks. Then he'll use the rest of the money to open a small country bar in southern New Jersey, where he'll dominate bar fights and wait for the a new quest towards more bad assness comes or for the zombie apocolypse. And when the zombie apocolypse comes, he'll be ready. This is why the zombies can't win.
Speaking of Danny Glover, Preditor 2 comes out with a new special edition DVD soon. This is the movie which is the self proclaimed best preditor ever, which is not true, even though i know Danny Glover is pretty Fucking cool.
One last thing, how come no one has laser vision on TV? and if anyone mentions smallville, they cna die, like superman did, and not come back.
Speaking of Danny Glover, Preditor 2 comes out with a new special edition DVD soon. This is the movie which is the self proclaimed best preditor ever, which is not true, even though i know Danny Glover is pretty Fucking cool.
One last thing, how come no one has laser vision on TV? and if anyone mentions smallville, they cna die, like superman did, and not come back.