Bad Luck, jesus, and all that inbetween

[mrdaveems]

I've noticed in my years of experience at being awesome, that alot of people out there claim to have bad luck because some shit things happen to them. They let this get them down and they blame things like God for having what they claim as shit luck. Now I know from personal experience that bad luck can exist, but man, if you screw a nasty chick and get the clap, that ain't bad luck, that's the natural order of things. If you get alot of traffic tickets for running red lights and speeding, you don't have bad luck, you're a damn bad driver. No one's delt you a shitty hand, you just act stupid and have no one to blame. Also, if you're gonna blame something, don't blame something like God or the world because that's been done to death. You need to blame something new and fresh ...like the Dutch, so you can be an original blamer. No one likes them, yet they're not very hated. I never see signs in stores saying "Dutch Need Not Apply," and I don't even know any racist terms for the dutch like, "old Dutchy" or "Dutchy McDutch." They even made a movie called Dutch with Ed O'Neil, and I don't think that had anything to do with hating the Dutch.

I think i've gotten off track here. I think I would more like to say, I'm a man who never has believed in luck, but I do believe in two things: Bad Luck and people who are too big of a pussy to admit their stupid and that's why shitty things happen to them. Also if your position in life is shitty, make a change, and don't end up being like Dante Hicks, i.e. constantly hating your life, but too afraid to do anythign about it.

Also, I don't hate the Dutch yet, I just hope to see them hated one day like all other people around the world. Good night, everybody